Don't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die! Hope you all can relate :3 Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. Highest ranking in ranking: #20 12/31/15 YAAAS :D @JakePatt ofc for the cover c; tysmm

Don't you hate that one awkward moment when you bluff out on something you love, and normal people don't understand. Here's how to avoid all of that junk. ~Cover is yet to come~ Copyright, A l e y a h. ALL rights are reserved. THANK YOU SOOO MUCH @_HogwartsTribute_ I LOVE THE COVER CRIES

Please excuse my bullshit from 2016 that is no longer relevant in the slightest (but I refuse to delete this bc this book? Most attention I've ever feasted upon). Now I'm actually broke, actually exhausted, super gay, owning a mannequin, and full of crippling anxiety. Still in love with Penny, which is her name now (god it's been so long).

This is my amazing book of fandom quotes. These are from pretty much anything however I usually do children and young teen books as well as Disney and other movies. So if you love your fandoms please read my book. I hope you like it. Current rating:- 13th Highest rating:- 2nd in Random as of 25/10/15

Just some simple tips to make your life that little bit easier

The worst but funniest pick up lines out there. Please don't use on real people cause these are so cheesy but funny!