"Zayn, have you ever thought of running for Student Body President?" "No, sir," "I think you should try," "Anything for you, Mr. Payne," Zayn Malik is your average teenager. He runs the school newspaper, likes video games, and has a secret crush on his English teacher, Mr. Payne. For him, everything he wants is just out of grasp, that is, until he runs for Student Body President. And suddenly, things just start to work out for him, including a relationship that is so wrong and so right at the same time. Or, the one where Zayn is in doing something illegal, Mr. Payne supports it, and Louis is the best and worst person ever.

Liam Payne is just your average fire-fighter. Strictly devoted to his job and loves it. His life is busy... but eh. He loves not having distractions. But maybe girls setting their kitchens on fire just so the sexy fireman can arrive and put out 'their' fire... yeah, that's not so average. Now comes in Zayn Malik. He's your typical peeping tom, the typical loner, perverted guy, who you never ever want to be neighbours with. Ever. And when Zayn, during one of his usual afternoons (that consisted of casually stalking- er- observing his sexy curly-haired neighbour from the crack of his curtain) notices said neighbour's house catch on fire, he's a bit shaken, naturally. But oh boy, that shake was nothing. 'Cos when Zayn lays his eyes on the sinfully sexy fireman that gracefully jumps out of the red fire truck, amidst the chaos, his arm muscles rippling, and the sturdy white hose grasped tightly in his strong and agile hands... yeah. Zayn simply can't help but eye-rape the hand-crafted masterpiece of God. Zayn is literally shaken, and not in the bad way. And now... why the fuck is he having morbid thoughts of setting his house, and especially himself, on fire? (Mainly Ziam, with slight Narry/Nouis.) (Highest Ranking: Humor #56 and FanFiction #124 on 23 Feb 14) © Copyright: All rights reserved. || zarrycupcake

[#95 in FAN FICTION] Zayn makes YouTube videos, and Liam is his biggest fan. [THIS STORY DEALS WITH DRUG ABUSE, ALCOHOL ABUSE, RAPE, AND CHARACTER INJURY. PLEASE CONSIDER THIS AS A WARNING.] All Rights Reserved © fxckthat [cover by HunterMay18]

Louis Tomlinson is the most popular guy in high school. Everyone worships him and the fact that he is the captain of the football team doesn't make matters worse. He's cocky and knows all too well that every student at school adores him. Well, except for one person that is; Harry Styles. Harry is quite the opposite of Louis. He likes school and cares about his grades while Louis just laughs it off. It so happens that these two boys go to the same school and even have the same timetable. They both hate it and can't stand the thought of having to be close to each other. What happens when they suddenly have to become stepbrothers? Will the hate still be there, or will it turn into something else? What if everything gets too difficult for the two of them? Highest Ratings: #1 in Larry (1/11-21) #1 in Louis (12/4-20) #1 in Larrystylinson (2/5-20) #1 in Direction (31/8-20) #1 in Tomlinson (10/12-20) #1 in Stylinson (14/12-21) #2 in Onedirection (9/1-20) #2 in One (3/8-20) #10 in Fanfiction (19/12-17) © All Rights Reserved 2015. Larrys_Girl

fakeliampayne: nudes? niazkilam: I ain't about that life Au where Liam Payne is the biggest fuck boy you will ever meet.

"Hey, wanna come over and give me that blow job?" "Ew no dude, who even are you!!??"

He was the school's popular Jock. He was the school's nerd. Everyone loved him. Everyone hated him. He had friends. He had no one. He had the looks, the muscles, and the confidence. He was insecure, skinny, yet he was beautiful, but would never realize it. He was Liam Payne. He was Zayn Malik.

highest ranks: #38 fanfic / 8.26.15 #138 teenfic / 8.30.14 (find the series, which is being edited and re-posted, on ao3. my username is amourlouis.) In which Louis pretends to be someone he's not, Harry is oblivious, Zayn is suspicious, Liam is there for everyone and Niall is Niall. (or, the one where Louis pretends to be a girl online and catfishes the unsuspecting Harry, his unfortunately straight best friend. Louis sort of loves Harry, really, and he didn't mean for it to go this far.)