"you named your son after a band" "you named your daughter after a fruit" "touché"

(2nd Place in 1D Bromance Award Summer 2013) Join Liam and Zayn as they embark on a journey of becoming a parent; Power Rangers, dress-up, teddy bears, cries, and lots of heart swelling and warming situation. Little did they know how much the three little addition in thier family will be more than a roller coaster ride.......

"i fucking hate you, irwin" "sorry, hemmings? i couldn't hear you there, my dick was in your mouth" in which luke and ashton hates each other with a passion and are forced to be roommates through a whole summer filled with hate that somehow takes a sexual turn (for a better introduction i advise you to read the prologue lol)

5 Seconds of Summer & One Direction -crossover- Multiple Ships. warnings: triggering. anorexia, self-harm, depression, bullying, swearing. Disclaimer: I do not own anyone in this story. ~ "Want an oreo?" Who knew one sentence could change someone's life so much?

"You stole my gum." "You should have just given me a piece." [This boyxboy and simply fictional] Fanfiction #20 / Teen Fiction #77 -2nd Place in the Popular Lashton awards-

❝ how do you want to pay? cash or with a check? ❞ ❝ is love also an option? ❞ - in which calum is a broken teenage boy who sells his body for sex and michael looks for a hook up [warnings: mpreg, girly!calum] © 2014, Oliwia (skittlesmalum), All rights reserved

｢ chaos is an angel who fell in love with a demon ｣ - christopher poindexter in which ashton is a cold blooded murderer and reckless criminal in a gang, and luke is an innocent and compassionate boy who can't help but fall in love

They say when you're married, you're entitled to three rings; engagement ring, wedding ring and the ultimate, suffering. But, what they didn't tell you is that the suffering is the best part. Why? Because at the end of the day, after all the suffering, comes the pure sheer happiness. Because there is nothing more beautiful then the sight of your family member smiling brightly at you at the end of the day. The true form of unconditional love. The Payne-Malik household is one unique family. One unique, dramatic family.