In order to make this book.. I had to think like Jeff. "What would he do?" "How would he react?" "What would he say?" "Does he fully understand love?" This isn't going to be a love story for most. This is going to be a horror story for a lot. This book is about how insanity falls in love and how he reacts. It isn't going to be all lovely.. When he feels love, he fears it. A cold hearted person like him can't handle this warm feeling.... So what does he do? Well He is call Jeff the Killer for a reasan. ***THIS BOOK HAS BEEN REWRITTEN! IT IS NOW 'Deformed Beauties 2.0" PLEASE LOOK ON MY PROFILE TO FIND IT. ALSO READ THE NEW DESCRIPTION ON 'Deformed Beauties 2.0' FIRST*****

Okie's fifteen. She lives in New York. She's got a few problems: she's failing geography, her dad's a wimp, and her mother, Sumatra, is a stone cold bitch. But things get a lot worse when Sumatra turns into a zombie and eats Okie's dad. Clio, Okie's grandmother, lives in Toronto; but since the zombie apocalypse, Toronto's a lot further away than it used to be. Clio suggests that Okie transport Sumatra across the border, because family is family. But coaching Okie by cellphone isn't easy, and Clio has some zombies of her own to contend with. Luckily she has some garden tools. Naomi Alderman and Margaret Atwood team up for this unusual two-hander. Encompassing love, death, sex, and the meaning of family, The Happy Zombie Sunrise Home will surprise, delight, and convince you of the vital importance of keeping ready supplies of rhubarb and mini-wieners in your freezer at all times. The story unfolds beginning October 24.