I did not come up with these jokes I found them on the Internet Written by Angelina !! Funny jokes. Read and vote

When to old granies get to get out of their retirement home to go shoping at walmart things get a little out of hand when it comes down to the last pair of panties.

These are all hockey chirps that I either found on the web or made up.

Ty Brady is a senior year at Blaine High School, and despite being a girl, Ty is the captain and star of the boys hockey team. In her free time, Ty loves to support her favorite NHL team, the Minnesota Wild, but when they draft the top prospect in all of college hockey who also happens to be extremely arrogant, Ty doesn't know what to think. Things get even crazier when she meets this hockey player, and she learns that people aren't always the person they appear to be.

"The world as I knew it was gone, that I was sure of. The world that was out there was filled with all sorts of unknown dangers, but what was possibly even more nerve racking than that was that I could be the lone survivor in a hostile world." The year is 2099.  The bombings from the Third World War have left what used to be the land of the American dream, into more of a garish nightmare. The few who survived have been horribly mutated by the aftermath, radiation poisoning turning them more into monsters than humans.  Sixteen year old Avery is completely alone, the only one out of her immediate family who survived the bombings. For days she wanders helplessly, hoping to find someone, anyone else who had survived. But it is just when she finally accepts that she is all alone in this new, cold, dark world, that she stumbles upon more hope than she could have ever dreamed of.