The Boy Who Stole My Oreos

"Ahem. But I think your hand has mistakenly taken hold of my oreos. Would you kindly remove your hand so I can be on my way." I look up at him with a smug smile while also making it obvious I wasn't letting these cookies go. "Excuse me but I think it is your hand that is mistaken." He says with a smirk. "I'm sorry bu...