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When a semi-sentient starship loses its crew it must find a new one quickly. The nearest planet with intelligence is a small blue globe third out from its parent star. The ship, intelligence fading, kidnaps five humans from the mountains of the Appalachians and re-enters civilization. Unfortunately, said humans are questionably sentient and might not be the best ambassadors Earth could possibly have. When they are through nothing in the galaxy will be quite the same.

October 31st. To David and everyone his age this is one night of absolute terror. He, and many children of his age prepare themselves for the worst night of their life. One night a year all children who turned thirteen are forced to go outside and deliver candy to homes around town. While doing so, they are being killed off by grown ups, caught by deadly traps or worse.. Find out through David's eyes how a town has become so twisted that killing children is merely a fun yearly event. And discover the history behind this horrific night. Good luck. © Intweener (Actual genre : A thrilling horror adventure)