❝Why won't you tell me your name?❞ © CynicalCaroline 2014 All Rights Reserved.

❝I'm so smooth that when people talk to me they slip and fall.❞ ❝I must be one of your victims, for i sure have fallen for you.❞ © CynicalCaroline 2014 All Rights Reserved.

❝wanna see my dick?❞ © CynicalCaroline 2014 All Rights Reserved.

❝Hi! I love your books.❞ ❝Hi! I love you.❞ © CynicalCaroline 2014 All Rights Reserved.

"Why do they call it Shadowood?" I ask as we walk deeper into the forest. Old, dried up leaves crunch beneath my feet as I move a branch to the side, and drops of water from the trees above fall on my clothes from the recent rain. "Because they say that where ever you go, even in the clearings, a shadow is always following closely behind." All rights reserved. Cover by @surrealinfinities

❝He's thirty-six, Adeline. Not sixteen.❞ © CynicalCaroline 2014 All Rights Reserved.

"Are you going to finish your piece of pizza?" He asks me, and I can see the hunger in his eyes as he looks at the large slice of pepperoni pizza in my hands instead of at me. "Do you want it or something?" I push the unnecessary calories towards the boy. "You don't like pizza?" He asks with bewilderment, lifting the greasy food to his mouth, "It's my favorite." "I don't like food." I mutter and quickly stand to leave.

Planes going into buildings. Bodies falling. Planes going into buildings. People covered in gray dust. Bodies falling. Planes going into buildings. Buildings falling. Planes going into buildings.

A disastrous Christmas story about how two people with an equal hatred for the holidays get forced to work at Santa's Village in the mall. ---------------- Finley works at Santa's Village in the mall. Harry gets a job there. The two discover that they both share an equal distaste in the holiday season, and team up to try and survive the blustery winter and over energetic co-workers who seem eager to try and spread Christmas cheer. This only leads to an angry horde of carolers out for kill, a lot of alcohol, unfortunately placed mistletoe, and too much fruitcake.  Get prepared for one disastrous holiday. {cover by @arietem}

"All I ever wanted was to be skinny."