Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Break-ups are hard, so when Rhiannon Penrose swears off guys after her own devastating breakup with her long term boyfriend, she couldn't have felt anymore down. After years of letdowns, High school nobody Ethan Wallace was looking to find his first girlfriend despite the fact that he's never been kissed. So when Ethan's friends dare him to approach Rhiannon, he takes the challenge with nothing left to lose and he asks her out. And the most shocking conclusion is? Well, she said yes. What happens next is beyond what Ethan could ever imagine. ❀❀❀❀❀❀ WP highest ranking: Teen-fiction: #24