Here's a collection of quotes/scenes from the very well-known and well-loved cartoon of Spongebob Squarepants! (These are the funniest in my opinion. If any comments suggest otherwise, I will FIND YOU AND TICKLE YOU TO DEATH.)

"Mommy,what is gay? "It's when a man likes another man in the way mommies and daddies do.But it's a bad thing,it's a mental illness" And that was the moment when i realized i was mentally ill

This is the third and final phanfic of my 'Stalker Series' - 1st phanfic : I'm Not A Stalker (completed) 2nd phanfic: Be My Stalker (completed) ~~~~~~~~~~ Have a look into Dan and Phil's life after they've finally developed a stable and trust worthy relationship. Read through the endless group chats they have with PJ and Chris about PJ's obsession with phan or maybe Chris trying to switch up Dan's wardrobe. Many questions will be flooding the couples minds: What will the fans say? Will we end? Is there a future for us? See the beautiful fluffiness that they have and share together... Til Death Do Them Part.

This is the first phanfic of my 'Stalker Series' - 1st phanfic : I'm Not A Stalker (completed) 2nd phanfic: Be My Stalker (completed) 3rd phanfic: I'm Your Stalker (completed) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dan Howell is a young teenager, he has many thoughts and many questions about the world and life. He spends every night fighting a exstestential crisis and then going onto the wonderful place known as the internet. One day (after watching a SMOSH video) he came across a boy called AmazingPhil, and after clicking on the black and white video labelled 'Phil's Video Blog' he knew that he fell in love. So then it happened. Dan became obssesed with this British, side fringed stranger online that he only ever heard or seen by a simple video that got uploaded whenever. With his obsession Dan dove down trying to find anything to help him contact his love. Until he found a email address...

Meet Azel, a crazy, random, clumsy 17 year old with a completely oblivious personality. Meet Alistair, a simply perfect, beautiful, loving 17 year old with a completely confusing personality. Add in some best friends, bullies, heartache and love, and you'll have both of their lives.

Shay Murray is completely bored with life. For some odd reason, despite his shitty attitude, he has plenty of so called friends and with a face like his, getting laid is no hardship. Women tend to give him anything he wants just to get with him so he never went without. But now he was just fuckin' out of his mind with boredom. Then while out on another monotonous date, he spots a guy sitting on a park bench...with dog ears and a tail that only he can apparently see. There he goes down the rabbit hole... Half Werewolf, half Golden Retriever shifter, Channing Ulrich, is used to getting taken advantaged of. Despite his intimidating size, once people see his fun loving and wanting to please personality, others don't hesitate to exploit it. Especially his new pack where his Werewolf father is one of the Betas. Soft hearted Channing has always dreamed of his special someone, that person destined to be his mate like in the stories his mother would tell him when he but a little pup. Then he meets prickly Shay and he's no longer lonely. Shay's been around the block, even tried out a guy once, but Channings happy go lucky personality gets on his nerves. Plus he wasn't digging the whole mated to a half werewolf mumbo-jumbo thing but the big guy is persistent. No matter how hard he pushes Channing away, he always comes back like a puppy. Little by little, with the constant onslaught of Channing's mix vulnerability and seduction, Shays walls begins to crumble. But someone wants Shay out the way, bad enough to kill him. And no matter how much his Pack disapproves of his mating, Channing will stand by his mate. He'll protect Shay even if he has to become the monster lurking inside him to do it.

Shane is a victim of bullying and abuse but his friend, Rebecca, stands up for him. He is going to give up on everything when he meets a guy at school that might just help him through it all.

Phil gets bullied. Oneday, after his unusually rough beating, he meets Dan. They soon develop a friendship, stronger than anything, which soon turns to love. But when Phil is left to decide on who he truly loves, will he go with Dan, or someone from the past?

just when the catipillar thought the world was over, it became a butterfly × sequel to 'transgender' {HIGHEST RANKING #3}