Here's a collection of quotes/scenes from the very well-known and well-loved cartoon of Spongebob Squarepants! (These are the funniest in my opinion. If any comments suggest otherwise, I will FIND YOU AND TICKLE YOU TO DEATH.)
"Mommy,what is gay? "It's when a man likes another man in the way mommies and daddies do.But it's a bad thing,it's a mental illness" And that was the moment when i realized i was mentally ill
This is the third and final phanfic of my 'Stalker Series' - 1st phanfic : I'm Not A Stalker (completed) 2nd phanfic: Be My Stalker (completed) ~~~~~~~~~~ Have a look into Dan and Phil's life after they've finally developed a stable and trust worthy relationship. Read through the endless group chats they have with PJ...
This is the first phanfic of my 'Stalker Series' - 1st phanfic : I'm Not A Stalker (completed) 2nd phanfic: Be My Stalker (completed) 3rd phanfic: I'm Your Stalker (completed) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dan Howell is a young teenager, he has many thoughts and many questions about the world and life. He spends every night fig...
Typical doesn't even begin to describe who I am. I Skylar Carright am for more complex than I appear to be. Can't tell? Good. I have no intention of letting you know. The less you know, the better it is for both you and me. The less you care to know, the more I care for your safety. You see the last sentence...that wa...
Meet Azel, a crazy, random, clumsy 17 year old with a completely oblivious personality. Meet Alistair, a simply perfect, beautiful, loving 17 year old with a completely confusing personality. Add in some best friends, bullies, heartache and love, and you'll have both of their lives.
Shay Murray is completely bored with life. For some odd reason, despite his shitty attitude, he has plenty of so called friends and with a face like his, getting laid is no hardship. Women tend to give him anything he wants just to get with him so he never went without. But now he was just fuckin' out of his mind with...
Shane is a victim of bullying and abuse but his friend, Rebecca, stands up for him. He is going to give up on everything when he meets a guy at school that might just help him through it all.
Phil gets bullied. Oneday, after his unusually rough beating, he meets Dan. They soon develop a friendship, stronger than anything, which soon turns to love. But when Phil is left to decide on who he truly loves, will he go with Dan, or someone from the past?
just when the catipillar thought the world was over, it became a butterfly × sequel to 'transgender' {HIGHEST RANKING #3}
Dan Howell secretly loves Phil Lester. Phil Lester secretly loves Dan Howell. Dan Howell is bullied. Phil Lester is best friends with Dan's bully. Dan Howell wants to die. Phil Lester is too afraid to stop him.
Dan is forced into going to a summer camp in the country side of Britain, his mother feels Dan is irresponsible, and would only be getting drunk and fucking about if he stayed at home. WRITTEN 2013. (I have since, gone through and attempted to improve on it).
Dan and Phil's friendship has ended. They moved out from their flat and went their separate ways. Phil has tried to keep in touch with Dan, but he never answers. All of his emails are unanswered, but that doesn't mean Dan never reads them.
"New Kik Message!" Amazingphil: hello human bean Danisnotonfire: go away I suck at summaries but give this story a try {other celebrities mentioned} ****TRIGGER WARNING****
Dan is a firm believer that love doesn't exist. Not in adults, and definitely not in high school. He detests silly love stories and petty relationships, posing as 'love', and nothing could possibly change his mind in that. But when new student Phil takes an intrest in Dan, he can't deny that he's interested in the boy...
" we're friends right? well, you can't really tell me otherwise anyway, which is probably why we're friends. " Or the story of an overenthusiastic boy called Phil, who has trouble shutting up, and a reluctantly mute boy called Dan, who's life is falling apart, and how they both come to realise that sometimes - actions...
Phil doesn't have a best friend in his life. That is, until Dan turns up at his school. They become close and Phil finds out that Dan has a twin brother, but hates to talk about him. It's not until Phil comes over to Dan's house that he finds out why.
Phil Lester is sweet and cute; known for his kindness and enthusiasm. Dan Howell is a tough, cold outsider; known as the school's stereotypical 'bad boy'. But if he's so bad, then why on earth did he rescue Phil Lester and give him a smile which would melt anyone's heart?
Dan Howell is a timid boy, who always does as he is told. He was once friends with Phil Lester, the 'bad influence' who soon ditches Dan for the popular group in Year 7. After five years of not talking to each other, they're partnered in a project and Phil's wants to win Dan over just like he has with most of their y...
TRIGGER WARNING. THIS STORY CONTAINS MENTIONS OF RAPE, SELF INJURY, DEATH AND ATTEMPTED SUICIDE. Can Dan save Phil? Phil is suicidal and Dan is the only one who's there for him. Can he alone save Phil?
" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, unti...
Phil is awkward lonely bisexual and doesn't think he'll ever find the perfect friend. Until Dan who is awkward depressed, gay and feels the same way moves in next to him.
(Sequel to I Kissed A Boy) I'm supposed to be a normal teenager dealing with evil girlfriends, exams, basketball, and drugs, but nope. Rick Patterson makes it his duty in life to stalk me relentlessly, trying to get me to like him, but it won't work! I won't let it! (boyxboy) [Cover by: NattyKat]
(Book 1) It was just an accident. I had never meant to kiss Blake Patterson, supposedly the school's biggest douche bag. He wasn't supposed to be the good guy, the guy who made me happy, the guy who made my stomach flutter, but here we are, fighting the world. Together? (boyxboy love story) [Cover by: NattyKat]
Having lived a nightmare his whole life, Kasper finds little solice as the servant of rich alphas, Thorn and Naoki of Lithium, but anything is better than torture. Or so Kasper thinks until the rakish vampire prince, Gavin Peril, comes unannounced with a debt to settle. A debt that could lead Kasper straight into more...
Aidan Rider hates being small. Everyone takes advantage of him, even his own brothers. When a new pack arrives to Moonstone, it feels like just another neighborhood wolf pack, until Aidan meets their next alpha, Styx Lockwood. Desperate for a friend who doesn't treat him like a child, Aidan immediately befriends him...
Alek Vonz is the outsider. And his only duty was to get married and provide his pack with pups. Never mind the fact that he'd already found his mate. If he broke his oath to the pack, he would be killed. But what happens when passion becomes too much? When his mate won't stand for being abandoned, no matter the cost...
Renamed "Daydreams", this collection of strictly boyxboy oneshots will contain things from the smutty to the fluffy, from the supernatural to your run-of-the-mill high school sweethearts. There will also be oneshots in here that are connected to my other stories too! Think of them as bonus candies~ Warning: Contain ad...
Julian Alexander Grey has had it. He's not the golden child his parents had hoped for. He's not as smart or powerful or influential as his older brother. And he's not about to waste his vampiric abilities on being someone's husband. No, instead, Julian puts all his focus on Silver Stone's most popular bad boy gang, Fa...
[Sequel to Love Curse] The last thing Alexander Lee Gray wanted to do was spend two weeks in Italy with the Gothica Clan. After the hellish nightmare last Christmas, Alexander wants to completely disconnect from the Druid world. But it seems to keep pulling him back as he's torn into the chaos at their heels. Not only...