Dan Howell is a good boy. He spends most of his time studying and does all his homework. Phil Lester is a bad boy. He's failed nearly every class, and sleeps with a different person nearly every night. Only once Phil makes a bet and a school project is assigned do their paths cross. This story will contain smut and...
❄️Featured and Watty Award-Winning, this is the strangest book you'll (n)ever read.❄️
Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...
Phil is not the most important boy at school, and Dan is just trying to fit in. What happens when their lives suddenly collide, and start something that none of them ever thought would happen. Warnings: violence, abuse, swearing, (smut).
**Featured in the official Wattpad Fanfic Harry Potter Fanfiction reading list** Rose Weasley, the daughter of Ron and Hermione, has spent her entire childhood surrounded by her loving and magical family. But now she must adapt to life at her new home, Hogwarts. Rose quickly discovers that school is harder than she ev...
Hi! This is my book of anti-twilight memes and funny posts for twilight haters. NO OFFENCE OR JUDGEMENT TO TWILIGHT LOVERS.
Slowly, I creep out from behind my hiding place. My footsteps echo across the dingy cavern, sounding like thousands of feet marching together. High up above, dark, menacing clouds roll in the starry sky like evil faces glaring down upon the charred earth... When Willow discovers that the Eye has been taken, chaos star...
