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:) This book is filled with the most stupid but smart jokes, puns, brain teasers and many more so if you're into stuff like that you're very likely to love this book!!! ;) :D

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This is about a girl who turns into a wolf at night because she got her genes from her father. Her boyfriend finds out and really wants to become one too. It takes a lot though. Is she strong enough to do that to him?

I moved the pack for a fresh start I moved the pack so I was able to lead them I relocated the pack so I can be the leader that my father never was There's too much for the pack to lose, too much suffering, too much pain. I cannot let them down.

Blossomkit, daughter of Ashfur and Squirrelflight, everyone has misunderstood Ashfur. But Brambleclaw has taken his revenge to steal back Squirrelflight. After Ashfur's death, now it's only Squirrelflight and Blossomkit. One day, Blossomkit went for a morning stroll in the woods without anyone noticing that she went out of camp. She heard a whispering sound in the distance, it was Brambleclaw. She heard that Brambleclaw was HUNGRY for power. Blossomkit went back to camp, thinking that what she heard. Brambleclaw was planning on to become the leader of HillClan by taking over Cactusstar's place. When she slept, she always heard something weird in her dreams: "The heart of a blossom shall grow in the sunlight until the darkness covers the blossom" Will Blossomkit find the truth about Brambleclaw? Dun dun dun!

It was Rory’s Grandma that made the two predictions; the day of her own death, and the day Rory would die. Nobody really takes Grandma seriously – that is, until she suddenly passes away on the exact date she’s predicted. In a fit of panic, Rory decides to embark on a bizarre, crazed mission to live life to the full. Together with her friends, she throws the rulebook out of the window and tastes what the world has to offer; excessively wild nights, malicious revenge plans, and arrogant, beautiful boys. Rory thinks she has nothing to lose. But her family is slowly starting to crumble, and her friends are getting sick of her reckless attitude. There’s only so long she can party before the terror of her deathday rolls around. Rory has to choose between bowing out disgracefully, with her name seared into the town’s memory – or fighting the out-of-control girl she’s become before it’s too late.

This story contains scenes and topics that may be triggering. Book 1, recommend reading a bit before starting Origins Moon isn't your average teen, freed from a life of prostitution by a man he doesn't know, he's bound to a mysterious contract that forces him into a life unknown. With a difficult situation causing secrets to be kept between him and his new roommate, Julius. Moon finds it hard to adjust. Not only that but he is miles away from Kai, the boy he split his soul with, heading to a new school, and making enemies everywhere he turns. With talk of the Crossblood, controller of time, emerging, Moon has to face Julius's feelings, Kai's feelings, and his own as he tries to choose which boy is right and which just might get him killed. {a Wattpad Featured story!}