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Drunk Adventures  by Downfell
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Eva JUST recovered from a terrible heartbreak after her long-term boyfriend cheats on her, with not one but TWO women. OH the horror. But the horror surely intensifies when one night, drunk and emotional Eva catches a glimpse of a monstrous golden eyed dog. It doesn't end here, One mysterious and beyond attractive man drives into her life (literally) with the determination to make her his. Hot men, emotional wrecks, funny comebacks and... Dogs? Seems like one hell-offa journey! ••• My cheeks burn in anger, "WHAT do you think you're doing?!" I throw off the comforter and rush over to him, snatching my pantie away from him and stuffing it back in the laundry bag, "Go wash your hands, you idiotic, sick f7ck!" He rolls his eyes, "I'd rather not." and calmly made himself comfortable on my bed, "Wow your bed smells just like you, fruity and cute." If it was yesterday, I'd be blushing red, but now I'm just cranky and irritated, "Go away Gavin!" I groan. He hummed, "Don't do that, that's not a good sound for me to listen to, especially at h0rny hours." I blank out, my eyes travel down his muscular upper body only to land the slowly growing tent in his pants. I shamelessly point at it, "Your weenier is growing, that looks painful." He looked flabbergasted, his eyes searching my face for any bit of humor, and then slowly he bursts out laughing.
A Guide To Understand Women by Downfell
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Are you troubled by your girlfriend's confusing behavior? Are you depressed with your wife and her constant nagging? Well, you have just come across the perfect books full of life hacks that'll make your relationship with women (-)1000% better! totally (not) guaranteed! Warning: Please do not apply any of these unless you want to end up homeless and starved of probably beaten up by a raging woman chasing after you with her expensive adidas sandals.
The Art of Stealing Hearts (On Hold) by fictively
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Once the heartbreaker of her school, Johanna Parker had the perfect life. Until her best friend died. Declaring that being around people was the best way to help her cope with her sadness, her parents ship her off to stay with the Brady's till the end of the summer. Bob Brady, was after all, her dad's best friend. And the biggest problem? He has thirteen sons. From sports to music, these boys can do it all. And they're definitely not lagging behind in the good-looks department. They're perfect at everything. Including- The art of stealing hearts. And they might just steal Johanna's. ~ This gorgeous cover has been made by @Perfectioners
Living With My Crush ✔ by withasmileandlaugh
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Highest Ranking : #12 in Humor Category. Rachael is an eighteen year old girl. In fact, she's an adult. But her brother, Michael, still thinks of her as a toddler, meaning, he still thinks that his sister is a kid and is not capable of taking care of herself if she's left all alone on her own. One day, Michael has to go out of town for some "work" and he cannot leave his "baby sister" alone at home all by herself. So he decides to leave her with his best friend, Ashton. But the thing that is unknown to Michael is that Rachael has a childhood crush on his best friend. What will happen when Rachael comes to know that she'll be living with her crush for a few days? And how will Rachael manage to live with Ashton under the same roof? There is more than what meets the eye. [P.S. There's a reason why I've written the last sentence. :P This is not a typical love story, just so you know. :D]
Surviving the McLane Boys ('On Hold Still...') by bacutie4eva
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Hailey's life has been pretty normal and trouble free so far. If you categorise growing up with your all-male neighbours trouble free... After coming back from Australia to the US of A she comes back to more than just her home. She comes back to find that the McLane boys have know grown up into a family of 9 boys ranging from super hot to just plain adorable. What do you do when you're thrown back into the chaos that the McLane's call normal life? How do you deal with living among a male-dominated household? Is there a way to make a waterproof camera NOT water proof? Hailey may not have all the answers and she may be wondering these exact questions herself but join her anyway as she goes through the ups and downs of being a teenage girl hopelessly stuck in a life that's anything but normal. A/N: The first few chapters aren't really that good and the story may seem a bit slow at the start but it does get better if you keep reading! I got the main idea for my story from the book "Megan Meade's Guide to the McGowan boys" and I also put in a few of my own experiences in too! (Only SOME things in here have happened to me, not everything!) Also! I am Australian.... sooooo if I get some facts wrong about how things go in the US i'm sorry! Thanks for all the support everyone! :) Luv u all xxStephxx
He was right by zeal136
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Step into Hazel Justice's zany life. She has got the looks and the brains. She's funny and childlike but serious when she needs to be. She has the wackiest people on earth as her best friends. Her life is all about high school, hang outs and a cute guy she has a crush on. But soon enters Tyler Knight to add a bit more quirk to her already eccentric existence. With him come anger, playful vengeance and a lot of confusion. But is love quite far away? Can these two brats fall for each other? Maybe....but that is if they ever get free from getting on each other's nerves. Click 'start reading' and see for yourself!! Trust me, you won't regret it :)
The Boyfriend Hunt by hauntedspade
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And like a gentle caress when my name rolled off his tongue, I swear I've never felt sick before, but with him there, it was so, so hard to breathe. He burned me like the cigar he was smoking while I was drowning with the stars embedded in the universe of his eyes. And the worst part, you ask? I didn't feel the pain and saw beneath the lies, and then when he with a twitch of his lips, he claimed me like sin should've felt and I lost everything with those lips -- who ruined me whole, and they still somehow felt like sunshine -- just after the storm. *** When Rain Panache gets in a fight with the head cheerleader Lindsay, she accepts a game she shouldn't play. She is now screwed. Officially. ____ #28 in Humor on 11/5/16 #23 in Humor 30/3/16 【Unedited: Read at your own risk. 】 cover by : awkwoord ❤
Wrong Number #Wattys2016 by bookaddicted5
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"I was angry and disappointed and upset." But mostly angry, and you know what happens when Sophia Martell gets angry? She gets talkative, like really, really talkative. Not just talk, talkative but "ramble till you are practically yelling" talkative So people usually stay away from me, when I get angry. ===========$$$$$$============== Sophia Martell, quirky, gullible, sassy and talkative. It is usually her quirky personality that lands her in trouble. And life enjoyed having a good laugh at how she threw herself in the most humiliating situation's. Her ex-boyfriend Ryan is not making anything easy for her either. She is heartbroken, yet again. This time she decides to vent her misfortune to her best friend Trish, only she doesn't dial Trish, she dial's a wrong number, a wrong number that changes her whole life. Read on to discover if one wrong number could finally change her life or land her deeper down in dog house.
The Cupid Service by hauntedspade
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Imagine a residential bad boy. Imagine he wears a pink tutu and carries a wand. Imagine he is a guardian angel. And he helps people fall in love. *** "Hello, I am Xavierano Percabethius Dramionusa Reynolds. Xavier for short and I am a guardian angel, ex-bad boy. Minus the tutu part. I am here to help you find love." /cover credits- @nightwisps\
The Invisible Best Friends by Blackrose2027
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Meet Alyssa Bent, she's a nerd. But not your typical one. She likes to read, but her world doesn't totally revolve around books. She's not shy nor does she stutter when someone tries to corner her. She can stand up to anyone provided it doesn't involve attention. Attention is the only thing that scares her, and like always, there's a reason behind it. Maintaining a balance of grades and producing comebacks with sarcasm dripping from each word isn't the only talent she possesses. Enter Aaron Pelt, the most popular boy at Gradient High. Girls fawn over him. Well, who wouldn't? He's the star soccer player, after all. With the looks no less than a model, he has no problem maintaining his status on the social ladder. He maintains a cool aura around him all the time. They both go to Gradient High, a school that is divided into two social groups: the popular ones and the nerds. The popular ones are the wealthy snobs and the nerds are the ones who practically are their slaves. At Gradient High, these two groups can never get along! Like Ever! But who knew that the most popular guy and the nerd would actually be best friends? That's right! Alyssa and Aaron have been best friends since their diaper days. But at school, they are forced not to acknowledge each other's presence because if they did, Aaron's reputation might suffer and Alyssa may be subjected to something she hates the most: attention. While Aaron may not know, the reason why Alyssa hates attention might be even more than she lets him believe. A reason that might even force her to throw away her future dream. So will Aaron be able to break through the walls and push her out even when he has the pressure of popularity and the school status weighing him down? Get ready to expect the unexpected. You might want to change your definition of clichè after reading...... #1 Humour- 08.01.16 (Cover by: -infinities) *NOT EDITED SO KINDLY BEAR WITH ME!