I'm Maia Green. I'm writing about the nightmare I call my life. Lately, I had to choose either love or a career. Read to find which I chose.

Have you ever been kidnapped by a vampire? Well I have and it's awesome. I know I know normally a person would be freaking out by this but I'm not normal I'm weird as hell anyways pandas are awesome and I love chocolate but I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about.... Umm let me think oh yeah! Vampires, witches,hacking lot and lots of hacking and breaking into things oh! and also kidnapping! Yay!!

Rania and Maaz. Two people who can't even stand in the same room without bickering every two seconds. But what happens when one mistake leads to both of them on an insane journey across Australia in hopes of going back home or to the destination they were supposed to be at. When more than a few complications occur the real journey just begins full of unthinkable solutions, humour and maybe a tad bit of romance. Caution: Book contains its own level of haramness and a bit of lolling and swooning ;D #thebigmuslimwriterscontest2016

Here are some halal pick up lines. Enjoy! And be sure to comment and let me know which ones are your favourite and if I should do more.. X

She was abandoned on her wedding day. The groom disappeared. There were accusations. Her honour was at stake. Her family was to be ruined. One man saved her from all this misery or was it to be yet another trial that she will face... Nawal Ahmed has been the adoring sister of her three brothers. She was pampered and spoiled. She was loved and doted on. She was loud, mischievous and sometimes wild. Her wedding was set. Her groom was a loving successful man. Or was it all an illusion. Salman Siddique had been admiring his cousin since childhood. He loved her passionately. He was amused by her outgoing character. He never wanted to see tears in her eyes. It was he who saved her from ruination. But did this mean that his dream was to come true. Read and find out how Nawal's innocence and troublesome personality will lead her to deception and deceit. And Salman's love is to be tested.... Content Warning: Some of the content may not be appropriate for young or sensitive people as there is an implicit reference to sexual activity, physical violence and strong language. Although, the book should pass for PG15.

Formerly known as 'An Islamic Love Story.'

Bismillah hir Rahman Nir Raheem Alhamdulillahi rabbil-'alamin was salatu was salamu 'ala ashrifil anbiya wal-mursalin nabiyina Muhammad wa 'ala alihi wa sahbihi ajma'in Amma ba'ad "This day I have completed your Religion for you, and I have perfected My favor upon you, and I am pleased with Islaam as a Religion for you." [Surat-ul-Maa'idah: 3] This is why it is authentically reported on the Prophet (Sallallaahu 'alaihi wa Sallam) from numerous paths of narration that he said: "I have not left anything that will bring you closer to Allaah and distance you from the Hellfire, except that I have commanded you with it. And I have not left anything that will bring you closer to the Hellfire and distance you from Allaah except that I have forbade you from it." So there has not been left any room for amending anything from it, whether it be a simple or a trivial thing being amended. Ibn Umar (d. 84H) said: "Every innovation is misguidance, even if the people see it as something good." Reported by Abu Shaamah (no. 39) This book in sha Allah will include topics of - innovation and its concepts, how to recognize innovations and mainly the examples of innovations in which muslim ummah is indulged. I have also added Tawheed, shirk and some related articles to this book.

"No no nooo I wont accept this no I wont Yousaf Jaani you can't leave me!" "You just cant!" "Someone speak to me tell me he will be alright!" "Please please please Ya Allah don't take him away for me!" I cried on the hospital floor. "I won't be able to live with myself if he dies!" "I didn't even get a goodbye!" "Ya Allah I didn't even say goodbye!" I hysterically cried. My sister rushed to my side and said "Jannah Habibti everything will be alright stay strong!" she broke out into sobs we cried and cried it was as if my life had stopped that day it and the happy cheerful Jannah I was had died. 'I Loved him will love him always and forever he was my life and now my habibti is gone. I'm lost.' How would Jannah cope? What would happen if her family looked at new proposals? How would she live with the "guilt?" Who would save Jannah from the dark hole she had went into? Who would bring back the laughing happy and beautiful Jannah back? He came battling his own demons and was ready to battle mine too. To love me and never let go a " new beginning" a "Fresh start." as my family said "We just want your happiness our beautiful Jannat back. Just look at his picture he is from a great family." He had his story I had mine. He had one mission one goal and once his mind was set to it he wouldn't let go Jannah was his goal his mission. His name was NOAH.

Maybe I'm insane, but aren't we all a bit. Here's a look inside my crazy mind. My hopes, my fears, my problems all out there for you to see. It's not all pretty and it's not all nice, but it's the truth. I won't blame society for these things, because in reality... we are society. I've come to realize that just maybe, were all meant to be a little insane.

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.