- "you're going to get us fired!" "it'll be quick, baby." - 1st book sequel: "associates"

I hurried to Dimitri's bedroom. I gasped as I saw the curtains by the window dancing freely in the wind and parts of what used to be a window lying on the ground in shatters. Dimitri was nowhere in sight. The beating of my heart escalated to bullet speed as my body began to shake violently. "Dimitri?" I yelled. No answer. "Dimitri!" No answer. "DIMITRI!" What do you think happened to Dimitri? I guess you'll have to read to find out...

***WATTYS 2017 WINNER*** When the newly single, 40 year-old Jeff Dempsey suffers an agonizing humiliation at his high school reunion, he comes to realize he has accomplished almost nothing with his life. Armed with this new found insight, Jeff charges headlong into the bold new adventure of becoming the man he always wanted to be. With the help of Ashley, his enthusiastic life coach and guide in this new journey, Niko, his best friend and legendary womanizer, and Louie, the schlubby lord-of-the-idiots, Jeff commits to embracing all the daring life experiences that passed him by. Because 40 doesn't have to mean that your best days are behind you. 40 doesn't have to signify the countdown to the end. For Jeff Dempsey...40 is The New Twenty.

Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. What would possess someone to wear a fat suit every day? And what happens when someone finds out?

Kali has to live with her moms new boyfriend and his five sons. Kali tries her best to fit in but living with five boys is really tough. Definitly when three of them are the most popular boys at school. They also get into many fights. The five boys aren't all perfect though. They all have their personal problems and secrets too. Kali will learn more and more each day about these boys. The more she knows the more she keeps getting herself closer to the boys. Which is not a good idea to be falling in love with her stepbrothers... (NOT EDITED! THIS WAS MY FIRST BOOK AND IT HAS SO MANY SPELLING, GRAMMAR MISTAKES, AND IS VERY CRINGE WORTHY! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!)

Fire Lord Zuko needed a wife, fast. You were the most tolerable of the bunch, so why not? He just didn't know what he was setting himself up for... Fire Lord Zuko x [Reader] **There is one chapter that is a lemon, totally skippable though**

a story about them; through a series of texts. "you don't need to meet someone in real life to meet the real them" 「 copyright @simrankdhaliwal highest rank - first in short story lowercase intended for stylistic purposes 」

Dedicated to my late dear friend Jasvir Chahal 1985-2012 A beautiful soul, gone too soon.