"Im not a baby" "you're wearing fucking cat ears". In which 23 year old Lucas Smith is hired by the leader of the worlds most feared drug corporation to protect his 15 year old son February Donovan.

"So baby... how about that good time you promised?" "For the last fucking time you horny pervert, I'm not a phone hooker!" "Oh? So humor me then. Why did I find your phone number written in the local phone booth, with the label 'Asian Persuasion: Call me, for a guaranteed good time'?" "Fuck my life." "How about I fuck you instead?" Or, the one where a prank gone wrong was one of the best and the worst things that happened in Zayn Malik's so called mediocre life.

(@thecurlyboy) Harry- hey Liam is this even the right user? (@mybaby) Louis- um no? Can I see a pic of you're dick? Inspired by the book 'no homo' and 'Kik'

Whilst Biology was never considered to be Zayn's favourite subject, he's sure he's going to have to reconsider, what with the almighty Mr. Payne teaching the class. How had he never noticed the impossibly sexy man before? [Warnings: smut, boyxboy action, major feels and a tendency for over-arousal, spanking, and probably some bondage. And a threesome.]

[ONGOING] in which freshman Zayn becomes the sex object of seniors Liam, Niall, and Harry. {1st place in Bromance Awards: Holiday 2014} © All Rights Reserved

"are you okay?" "i've never felt more awake." sequel to kitten : muke ♡

In which Michael thinks he is a kitten. ♡ [all rights to 5sos // au // muke // original idea ♡ ] ( book one )

where Zayn likes skirts and Liam likes tattoos. all.rights.reserved.

When a boy and a girl meets, they become friends, then probably fall in love, then comes the ‘I love you’s and then maybe, just maybe, they end up getting married. In this case, what if a criminal, who’s capable of killing people with only one hand, meets an innocent girl who doesn’t even dare to kill ants? Well, a lot of things can happen, especially if they’re both total opposites. Harry and Violet are total opposites of each other, but they do have one thing in common; they both hate life. Of course, they quickly click together like how negative and positive magnets attract. Then again, where is the fun in the relationship without cupid? When cupid decides to join in the relationship, he twists it around into a game; a game of love and escape. "I dream of escape but never try." [TRAILER ON THE SIDE] Fan Fiction #10 / Teen Fiction #26

Louis Tomlinson loves flowercrowns, pastels, and everything colorful.. But he's mute, the only people who had ever heard Louis's voice is mainly is mother and sisters. His mother always had wanted him to be enrolled in a public school, but his father always isolated him from the outside world. When he finally does come out of his shell and gets enrolled he's in the 12th grade. Harry Styles is a punk. Literally. He's been known as the most wanted guy and the most popular guy in Oakville Academy in Doncaster. He sleeps around with anyone. With his tattoos, piercings, and insane ego, he can make anyone's life a living hell. What happens when these two world collide? - !femininelouis !punkharry - Note : Louis can talk, but since he had been isolated and his father didn't allow him to talk a lot, he never talked a lot in public w people. :))