Comedy
11 stories
Midnight Octopus by AgentVons
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Nick gets a new Apartment. Rent is cheap, but there's a catch. Make cerfew or deal with.... the Midnight octopus.
A Silly Family by Aspiringwriterbuff21
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Janet Nader comes from an unusual family. She and her family do all kinds of things that no other family does. Her friend, Zachary Randolph, doesn't quite why she behaves so oddly. Creeped out by all this, he is thinking about not wanting to be friends with Janet anymore.
In The Middle of Chaos by ARSharma
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Monica just wanted a quiet life, a half-decent apartment, and maybe a beer or two after work. What she got instead? A chaotic fairy in a bracelet. Spring isn't your usual dainty, graceful wish-granter. She's loud, sassy, sugar-obsessed-and has a habit of turning Monica's apartment into a mashup of medieval castles, mushroom sofas, and talking cupboard no sane person asked for. Now Monica's stuck juggling two full-time problems: Paying rent without losing her mind. Surviving Spring's chaos. It's sarcasm versus sparkles, deadpan versus dramatic, and somehow... the start of the strangest friendship ever. Welcome to "In The Middle of Chaos," a whimsical, comedic fantasy about wishes gone wrong, unexpected magic, and learning that sometimes the real miracle is just surviving the day.
Chronicles Of A Cynic by Doreean
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My name is Marl. I have the weary mind of a retired philosopher trapped in the life of a 17-year-old intern. This is my strategic log-a formal record of my war against the profound absurdity of family, forced labor they call 'work experience,' and the general conspiracy of everyone else to operate on a frequency I can't seem to access. They think I'm a misanthropic nerd. I prefer to think of myself as the only sane person documenting the madness. Welcome to the evidence.
Tempest in the West Wing by DapperNipper
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A collection of brief, sarcastic dispatches from the front lines of modern absurdity. They began as tales of small, ridiculous wars fought with grim determination. Over time, the battles changed shape. The uniforms turned into business suits and ball gowns, the enemies became bureaucrats and egos, and the victories increasingly hollow. From Tempest in the West Wing to Spam Warfare, each report captures a skirmish in humanity's ongoing campaign against reality itself-short, darkly funny, and disturbingly plausible. Read them one at a time. Laugh if you can. Then check your perimeter.
The Serial Killer's Guide to Love and Murder by MaskedParkers
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(A dark horror-romance retelling of the Hades and Persephone myth) Jade Salvador isn't your typical dissatisfied, burnt-out twenty-something-year-old. Crushed by the weight of her family's name and high expectations, she finds herself working a dead-end job, hoping for something more out of life. One day, she makes the drastic decision to start catfishing would-be predators online, posing as a teenager and exposing their crimes. But when Jade meets Percy Belrose, a man who's also searching for the same purpose in his life, things get messy fast. As sparks begin to fly and bodies begin to pile up, Jade soon finds out that killing is the easy part. It's falling in love that might be the death of her.
"CTRL + ALT + DEL My Job" by thoughtsofdr
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Welcome to ToonTech Unlimited™, where job scopes shift daily, HR is a chatbot named Pluto, and interns secretly train AI to survive the madness. Taffy just wanted a quiet internship. Instead, she got chaos, a possibly sentient coffee machine, and an AI that's rewriting her life - and her novel. Corporate life? More like Ctrl + Z your expectations.
Chroma Diaries: Memoires of an Ordinary Disembodied Mechanical Head by TheLoneCrusader
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WARNING: This story contains violence, shameless pop culture references, meta humor, space cowboys, lasers, conspiracy theories, lolies, romance, brainwashing, spaceship fights, uppercutting a robot in the jaw, outgunning an AI overlord, and /// The rest of this blurb has been cut by the Illuminati on infringement of classified secret data. Ignore this message and kindly submit yourself to the nearest brainwashing plant for a memory purge. Thank you, and have a complacent day.
The Salad Dressing and Other Disasters by and_rosey
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This is a collection of humorous, semi autobiographical stories, describing misadventures at School, University and early working life. It's a litany of all the silly things that can happen to you when you feel completely out of your depth...
I'll Never Write Fiction Again: The Surreal Misadventures of a Digital Novelist by LolaDom
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🥇1st Place - '18 Neon Awards - Random 🥇1st Place - '18 Fruit of Love Awards - Humor I'm Elle, and this is my novel, Jay. After rescuing my kidnapped plot from a minor character, getting kicked out of my house for cheating on Jay with a smut novel, and sobering up from a Wattpad votes and comments addiction, I've had it. I'll never write fiction again. (Our misadventures can be read in any order. Enjoy!)