This is a collection of humorous, semi autobiographical stories, describing misadventures at School, University and early working life. It's a litany of all the silly things that can happen to you when you feel completely out of your depth...

🥇1st Place - '18 Neon Awards - Random 🥇1st Place - '18 Fruit of Love Awards - Humor I'm Elle, and this is my novel, Jay. After rescuing my kidnapped plot from a minor character, getting kicked out of my house for cheating on Jay with a smut novel, and sobering up from a Wattpad votes and comments addiction, I've had it. I'll never write fiction again. (Our misadventures can be read in any order. Enjoy!)

An absurd novel about love, an elite group of elderly aristocratic criminals, a genius street urchin and a slightly odd horse. To pass the time, a restless band of ageing aristocrats have taken to stealing rare and priceless items. A young man named Richard gets swept up in their world when he proposes to the daughter of the dangerously unpredictable Lord Rochdale. Richard isn't particularly comfortable with theft or much of the roguish behaviour that goes with it. However he must prove to Rochdale that he has scoundrel potential if he wants to marry Rochdale's daughter and, more importantly, stay alive. With the help of a disgruntled horse and a disturbingly talented young runaway, Richard stumbles his way through Rochdale's traps and eventually gains the old man's respect (although he's not entirely sure how). Now all he has to do is steal a priceless bottle of whisky. Please remember to vote.