"𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚞𝚢𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝙱𝚞𝚗𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚞𝚜." 𝙸𝚗 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝙺𝚊𝚒 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚎𝚛'𝚜 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚒𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚙𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢, 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚋𝚊𝚍 𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝙼𝚢𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝙵𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝. 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚅𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝙺𝚘𝚕 𝙼𝚒𝚔𝚊𝚎𝚕𝚜𝚘𝚗

mxb! Harry Potter no longer has any fucks to give. That's it. That's the plot. Thanks for coming to my ted talk. ((And all because Death does something absolutely fucking stupid behind Harry's back.)) Or; Harry dies and wakes up back in the cupboard underneath the stairs. Fed up of being thrown around like a dogs chew toy, both literally and figuratively, Harry takes matters into his own hands and changes the future as we know it. ((Helping Voldemort may not have been on his initial plans, but here he was.)) #11 in harrymort //cross posted on ao3//. 1k! as of 13/01/2020 5k! as of 27/01/2020 wow!! 60k! as of 10/04/2020 !!! 70k! as of 13/05/2020 idk when it reached 100k and onwards but holy fucking shit--

BxB!! MxB!! It takes a few seconds to work, but then Asher mewls and wraps his arms loosely around Scotty's neck. He presses closer into the older male, runs the tip of his nose against the underside of Scotty's jawline and breathes in the direct scent of the other males cologne. It's the smell of something flowery mixed in with coffee and something, something darker. It makes him moan, high and breathy and needy. Alright. Scotty's admits he's a little more than enamoured.

❝he laughed and cried, smiled and denied, he blew the candles on his cake and promised himself he'd get through another day❞ //poems.//

Laugh till you touch the ground, start crying, and pee in your pants.

Natsu Dragneel's just a typical guy...or is he? He pretends to be something he most definitely isn't-a matchmaker! And Lucy as his first client, how will things turn out? NaLu!

-”Everytime I see your face, I throw up a little in my mouth.” Lucy hears Natsu discussing some things and it breaks her heart. The heartbreak fuels hate and soon she can’t even bare to be in the same room as him. Sucks that they have classes together. NaLu