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I really like the people who appreciate my weird personality, thanks hun. Peeps who are extremely bored, feel free to read this and laugh your ass off! Also read the following: •RealTalk •Quotes etc. 2 •Quotes •Brain Teasers •Quotes etc. 1 Compiled By: @EllaQt DISCLAIMER: The following content you'll read inside the book is not mine. Credits to the RIGHTFUL owners. Source: Facebook, Twitter, Google, Youtube, Tumblr, etc.

It didn't take long for junior Miren Eze to realize that high school is just an academic cover up for hell. Especially when she is terrorized daily by Penelope van Helsing, a friend turned evil nemesis. After a cruel prank at an assembly for a coveted award leaves Miren scholarship-less and practically expelled, she's left with no options until her best friend Chara suggests she transfers to the neighboring all-boys school. With the help of Chara's computer hacking boyfriend, they devise a plan that is stupid, risky, and requires plenty of gauze. But what seems like a bad plot of a rom-com ends up having harsher ramifications than Miren could have ever anticipated. Especially when Jeno, her handsome but cold roommate, discovers her secret - and sees the disguise as the perfect opportunity to get revenge on Penelope. MEAN GIRLS meets SHE'S THE MAN in a humorous, but darker tale of identity and redemption.

Bad girl meets bad guys. When their world collides, just like magnets, same charges are against each other. Who will win against whom? Who will fall in a battle they didn't expect? Will it be the end of the world? Or will a new world begin?

"I'm Zafia Leanette Santos, 17 years old. Kung ganu ka ganda ng pangngalan ko ganun naman ka pangit ng buhay ko. I'm a college student sa Stark University of Elites. Ang university na to ang pinaka sikat at halos lahat siguro gustong maka pasok dito. Hindi ganun ka dali yun dahil mga anak ng mayayaman at importanteng mga tao lang ang pwedeng makapag enrol dito. Pero paano ang isang mahirap na katulad ko nakapasok dito?"

Belief is a powerful magic. Valerie Diaz has a power that she can't contain, and it's killing her. Bounced between foster homes and the streets, she only has time to concentrate on staying alive. But a visit from the imaginary friend of her childhood opens a world of possibilities, including a new life half a universe away on a planet that is bursting with magic. The Society of Imaginary Friends follows Valerie on a journey that straddles two worlds. In order to survive, she must travel many light years away to a realm where anything is possible. On the Globe, imaginary friends come to life, the last of the unicorns rules the realm, and magic seeps from the pores of all the Conjurors who live there. But choosing to embrace her potential will set Valerie on a treacherous course - one filled with true love, adventure and perilous danger.

"Because some secrets ... just might kill you." ••• Date started: January 29, 2013 Date finished: June 22, 2014 Wag basahin kung hindi pa nababasa ang buong book 1. (If sa napublish na, volume 1 at volume 2 ang makakacomplete ng story). Iba rin ang nasa book (published version) at nandito. Bale, nirevise ko 'nung napublish. Kaya yung changes na nangyari sa book 1 ay hindi pa makikita rito sa book 2. Tho, minor changes lang yun. [PUBLISHED UNDER VIVA ] •••

WELCOME TO HELL. --- Date started: January 29, 2012 Date finished: November 21, 2012 (PUBLISHED UNDER VIVA • AVAILABLE NATIONWIDE)

Highest rank: #1 SCARY 2020 #2 MYSTERY/THRILLER 2014! No Soft Copies/ All Right Reserved 2014 It all started with a game, A game that never ends with a winner. Who will survive? Who will die? Who will win? Who Will Lose? Who's The Killer? And Who are the Victims? Who's The Savior? And Who's The Joker? Do you want to know the answer? Join our game, But there is only ONE rule to follow... PLAY FAIR. Are you in? Are you ready to Die And Suffer? Or to Survive and Win? "If you think that everything's not connected to the game, Then you're wrong." -Mary Tan Quoted The Killer Game Part 1 Of Book 1: Who's The Killer? The Killer Game Part 2 Of Book 1: A Punishment for The Mean Girls

All I wanted was ice cream. I didn't mean for this to happen, and don't want to be mistaken for a gold digger. I mean I don't mind it happening, but I am not, and will never be one of those stuck up, rude girls who..... well not all princess are rude.... Okay let's just start at the beginning. Maya Watson is just a regular, moody, high school girl. On a quest for ice cream she ends up finding that her normal life is about to be turned upside down. All because her brother ate her ice cream..... and maybe because she is "a bit" stubborn.... and doesn't know when to quit, or how to quit. *Sigh* Just read the story. (The drawing on the cover was edited by me, but I did not draw the pictures that are put together on it. I can't draw. So, please give credit to the rightful owners.)