Mary-Sue was exactly like her name, an utter joy. She was kind, loyal, thoughtful, smart, caring, and overall magical to be around. Her only flaw was a terrible secret she hid from everyone, causing her to become recluse in her abandoned house with her 7 Pokémon in Vaudeville Town. However, all of that changes when she goes on a journey. Not only does she reveal facts about herself she never dreamed of spilling to new friends Gold and Silver, she finds comfort and maybe even love in her dreamy traveling companion, Gary Stew. Now, with the fate of the entire world on her shoulders, will she be able to find the love of her life? (who are we kidding, of course she will) I do not own Pokémon or parody. I own my OCs. I apologize in advance if you have done any of the things I mock and take offense with this book. I also apologize that I don't give a flying Furbee if you take offense to anything in this book. Kudos to VanilliaWind for the cover that is 100x better than the actual book.

Ash Ketchum had been traveling for what felt like decades. The 13 year old (who told everyone he was 10 to make up for his short height) had been waiting for two years in Kalos for the brand new Wildflower League to start. Young and insecure, he felt like another journey was the perfect thing. The only true friends he feels he has are the one closest to him and the ones that he's not willing to admit he cares about. When the Wildflower League starts up, he does have fun. And he's not alone, as he travels with the calculated Calem and extravagant Eva. With friends and rivals, young and old, and Team Rocket always on his tail, will he finally succeed at his dreams of becoming a Pokémon master? I do not own Pokémon. This credit belongs to Game Freak. I do own my own characters, which you may use with permission. (Beautiful) Cover art made by VanilliaWind with pictures I'm guessing are from Google Images.

GUYS! I FIGURED OUT THE SECRET TO GETTING READS! Randomness book = at least 1K views. 1K views = votes, reads, and subscribers. Subscribers = reads on your other books. IT'S F****** GENIUS I TELL YOU! And yes, this used to be a Extras book. Things change. This also used to be cringe as hell. Fix my life with me, would you?

A bunch of one shots, mostly because my randomness book doesn't fit the format for NyxAbsol's writing contest. Quick warning, 95.9% of these will be for said writing contest and about 43.95% will be sad(ish).