(Watty Awards 2012) How did I end up in this mess? One moment I'm strolling along the empty streets of Sydney, and the next thing I know I'm waking up next to some Pop Star on the beach. Never did I expect my life to change so drastically in one night; and I owe it all to Harry Styles. That jerk.

"I feel as if autumn is being grasped by an icy cold hand, clenching tightly at my skin, scratching the feeble white snowflakes, temporarily etched in the ground."