...lol

this is based off something that happened on amino (hi toby lol enjoy narrating this)

Kermit shoots up someplace that you might know

Trump just couldn't resist Kermit's graceful green lips.

as the new york times once said "the best fictional romance novel in the 21st century it's a story of a simple non cliche love story between a shy boi name evan hansen and found the love of his life while he climb the tree name barry bee benson ( there will be smut in the end)

Better out then in I always say

barry loves him shrek is unsure.

For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??

Shrek is love, and Shrek is life.

Shrek and Barry meet under some odd circumstances but they see potential in their relationship. Not even a shocking turn of events can deter their love and lust for eachother.