where luke is a teacher and meets a man who's been having problems with his wife. dom!calum [ON HOLD]

Unknown Number: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? Luke: What? Unknown Number: They're both empty from the neck up! Luke: I'm blonde you dickface. Calum sends a joke a day to a random number he found in KFC bathroom stall.

16 cake one shots based on the most slept on album of all time, E•MO•TION by Carly Rae Jepson

sequel to friends with benefits broken things are meant to be fixed, and maybe that's why our broken hearts were supposed to fit together. cake fanfiction boyxboy donutmuke 2015

" I felt simply more than something this time, more passion, more love and maybe even safety. It was as if he was always there to protect me or something. It was true love. " cake fanfiction boyxboy donutmuke 2015

Calum Hood and Luke Hemmings have been best friends since they were 4 years old. They have a bond that no one could break but what happens when one of them starts to feel something else? Can their friendship survive jealousy, lies, and heartache? And what happens when tragedy strikes? A/N: The summary may not be that great lol but I promise the story will be good :) You just have to trust me

"are you but dialing because that ass is calling me" girly!calum punk!luke © anobain 2015

(A Cake Fanfic) "Make me a promise Calum," Luke said before clearing his throat, "Even if you don't like me, just promise me that you won't hate me." Luke Hemmings is the most annoying piece of shit on this planet. Well that's what Calum Hood thinks. Calum is one of those awkward kids. In school he usually only talks to his one friend, Michael and when he's not talking to him he's listening to music. People say he's emo because of the type of music he listens to. Calum doesn't care honestly. But once Luke starts to ask Calum out all the time he becomes pissed. Luke won't leave him alone and he won't take no for an answer. What happens when Calum actually does say yes to Luke? Will he like Luke back or will he still think it's a game? [ #525 in short stories 8/7/14 ] [3rd place in Holiday 2014 Bromance Awards]

Calum Hood is a chirpy boy who's new in town. He loves cuddles, and long hugs. You couldn't imagine him falling in love with someone who's the total opposite. That's where Luke comes in. Nasty attitude, bad grades. He's a person who doesn't know how to treat a human being properly. But everyone would like to date him because of his wealth and beauty. This book is going to be fun :)

[frat boy Luke//virgin Calum] for some people, you can drown out the world with smoke and music. for Luke, sex had to be added to the mix. but little did he know, Calum would need to be added too.