A joke with Cassie has actually lead me here. So here is a modern AU with Eustass Kid cause I haven't actually done one with him yet. He's a grumpy puppy as always and if you haven't searched fanart of him yet? Boy, do I recommend it. *fans self* ANYWAYS, Mature rating cause he's sassy and some lewd content ahead! Enjoyyy~! I also own nothing!

I'll start this off as a oneshot and see if I can add to it as time progresses. Admittedly, I'm a little rusty since It's been a while since I've written anything (my own fault completely ^^') but I'll try my best and try to keep brainstorming ideas to make it into a lengthy story. So, this is a Sabo x Reader since I've not written much about the sweet blonde at all and guilt has gotten to me. Anyways, I won't say too much about this story because quite frankly, I got no idea what to make of it yet myself. I hope you guys like it anyways. It's going to be rated as mature, as my stories often are because I'm foul-mouthed. ^^' And of course, I own nothing (sadly). This cover image was found on Pinterest under the tag "Dark Sabo" sadly, I cannot tell you much else because a pop-up trying to force me to sign in/sign up got in the way and refused to move or minimize (I'm sorry.) anyways with that said, please sit back and enjoy.