Link72
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Dear Diary,
Oh I'm kidding. This isn't one of those stories. Where the gay guy writes in a diary and all his emotional issues are solved, and suddenly the world isn't such a scary place anymore. He becomes best friends with his rival, finds the perfect boyfriend, and lives happily ever after. And to make it even better, he gets accepted by the perfect college, shortly after winning the lottery. Then tap dances into the sunset with said boyfriend. On a horse. Made out of 24-karat gold.
Nope. This is a story of my rise to popularity, and the destruction of the skank who has been a pain in my ass since pre-k. The purposeful hijacking of one or two boyfriends, and the... creative... way I fixed all my problems. I'll take you through the best, and worst dates along the way, and maybe, if you're lucky I'll even throw in some Mean Girls references. No, this is definitely not a diary. It's a documentation of my own little corner of hell, and how I make my way through it.