Faith Mitchell was never confident. She was happy to blend into the background, much to the protest of her friends. At 16, her life was a normal teenage cliche. She was in love with Jace, the obnoxious player who she couldn't have, and her biggest worry was whether or not he would finally come to his senses and see that she really was the one for him. That is until she is kidnapped and recruited by a secret agency of assassins. She is torn away from her normal teenage life and thrown into a world of guns, knifes and criminals. The agency mold her into the perfect killing machine, and at 19 she is no longer the shy girl that was snatched away from her uncomplicated life, but a ruthless killer who will stop at nothing to complete whatever mission she is on. Then, the agency has a new mission which involves Faith returning to her hometown, and facing her friends, family and the very boy who broke her heart just before it turned into stone. What will happen once Faith comes face to face with Jace? Will the obnoxious player be able to reach out and get the old Faith back without pressing any of her wrong buttons, considering that the shy girl he once knew now has a gun. (WATTY AWARDS 2011) (THE FICTION AWARDS 2017) ©makeandoffer

"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

(don't expect a steady update timeline) Hello! I'm KC; I live with Mom, Dad, and Little Sister. This is a story of real conversations I've had with my parents. I'd just like to clarify that my parents are really lovely people that mean no harm with their twisted, sarcastic humour; They simply think they are funny. (Sometimes the grandparents say something note-worthy, as well.) *Caution, profanity.* Best Rank: #44 in Random

16-year old Izumi Yokisha is a sassy bad girl filled with Big Apple style and attitude. She's now transferred from her school in New York to Ouran Academy in Japan. The elite Ouran Academy is where the filthy rich families send their children to have a fine education. There, the Ouran High School Host Club exists, where the handsomest boys, with way too much time on their hands, host and entertain the ladies who also have way too much time on their hands. An elegant play-ground for the super rich and beautiful. Izumi then gets dragged into the world of the Host Club, where she takes photos and helps make the photo books. She immediately hits it off with all the boys, especially with Tamaki, the "king" or leader of the club. Izumi, being a part of the club gets dragged along for each ridiculous adventure, and adds her "rules" of survival for each one into a "rulebook". But the rulebook can't have instructions for everything, like how to deal with enemies, drama, loss, friends, and even worse, love.

(BOOK TWO HAS BEEN RELEASED)https://www.wattpad.com/441044956-sucked-into-the-manga-again-blackbutler-sucked "So you found the Ouran Highschool host club stuff? That's neat." I just nodded. She rested her head on my shoulder as I opened the book up. A bright light flashed through the pages, along with rose petals and a sizzling sound followed. I let out a scream as I felt my body being sucked in. What the hell was going on? Suddenly, everything died down. I found myself sitting on the floor if a fancy hall. I looked up at the halls. There, right in front of me stood, Music room 3. Koyuki Takashi was never really into anime or Manga, but that all changed the day she too was in the manga. Well, Sucked Into The Manga, that is.

Two is always better than one. Miya Hatsumi... A pretty red head that's always laughing and smiling... But what is she hiding behind that beautiful smile of hers? Another soul? Maya, is an entity connected to Miya ever since she was born. But... How? Why? Who and what is this Maya? Why can she make Miya do things no other human can ever do? She knows everything... How it all began... But why won't she tell? Miya was not a normal girl and the host club were nowhere close to the word normal. What happens when a fiery orange haired twin takes interest in this new girl...? I may be wrong... But this could be the beginnings of love. DISCLAIMER : None of the pictures in this book are mine. I just edited the title onto the cover image. Please inform me (with proof) if any of the drawings are yours and I will credit you :)

Iya annoying the Akatsuki. What happens if she goes as far as swapping Deidara's clay with play dough? What will happen if she cuts papers into pieces, throw them on the floor then start screaming that Konan's dead? Will Hidan like the nickname 'skeleton'? Will Kakuzu bear having Iya shouting random numbers beside him while he is counting his money? READ!

How to be AWESOMELY ANNOYING......A.K.A: How to drive the Akatsuki and other Naruto characters to suicide.....:P Just read and find out XDXD

Noriyuki was part of a clan that had no actual goals, always fighting because they felt it was their duty. Nori, at the young age of 8 finally decides she wants to move to Konoha, a place where their nindo is their pride. ...and so, she starts her journey, to find her ninja way. Naruto Love Story