Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

the last time i updated this thing for real was in 2015, so i highly advise against reading this. even so, i will never cease to be astonished at the sheer number of individuals who have willingly read and loved this book over the course of the past years. no matter how cringey this old material may be, it brings back a sense of nostalgia to my early wattpad days that i'll never forget. if i was ever feeling down, there would be thousands of people here to listen and to support me. i owe everyone who read this book any time between 2014-2015 the world, for you guys, i'll be forever grateful. thank you for everything. on a side note, please stop and refrain from calling me your "senpai" or "author-nim." cover credit: harry clarke, "silence"

Zodiac stuff from internet but mostly tumblr though. I honestly have no idea why you clicked this but well thanks for clicking and enjoy!

"M-M-Marco?" I shutter under the pressure. "W-Wha--" No. It can't be. My best-friend died 2 months ago. I've seen his corpse rooting on the streets, half of it bitten off. I've helped the nurses colecting his corpse. I've seen his bones and flesh being burned down in the fireplaces. I swore to his bones that l would join the Survey Corps instead of going to the Military Police. I swore that I would help people and make his death not useless. I swore that I would move on. Marco Bodt is dead. What?

• PLEASE TAKE NOTE THIS GOES BACK TO 2014 AND THERE ARE HELLA MISTAKES SO JUST IGNORE THEM CAUSE I ALREADY GET RANTED ON LOL • Attack on Jokes - it doesn't get any better than this. I hope you enjoy this book and I hope you laugh! If you finish this joke book, please do not hesitate to check out Book 2!! Thank you! Thanks for the support and I love you all! {[ I do not own the pictures (some) / (some) jokes inside of of this book. Just had to get that out there before Copy Rights come at me xD ]} This is the original book, I just changed my username :