One lovely day a creep was walking by the lake and he was not any creep he was freaky. He was also huge and by huge I mean FAT!!! So back to the story. He was walking with a yellow creature. He was willing to sell it. (With these species the men would have the birth.) The freaky fat creep (named Gerald) was squeezing it so hard (yellow creature name: Billy Joe)it had children. 290,000 babies. Turns out that fat creep was Gru. Well his nickname was Gru. So that is how the minions came to be. THE END

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