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Up in the Air by CrayonChomper
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"How do you choose from three kinds of perfect?" * * * * * Most people know me as the smartest girl in school but my real name is Sara Preston. My life changed when I wore a dress with more sparkle than a disco ball The football captain who was my childhood best friend. An Honors student with the most amazing blue eyes and a British accent. My childhood nemesis who could disarm a nuclear bomb with his smile. How do you choose from three kinds of perfect? You just can't. Copyright © 2013 CrayonChomper cover by @FvckHumans
Loving A Monster by beastlyx
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[ WARNING: I HAVE TRIED MANY TIMES TO EDIT THIS STORY. WATTPAD GLITCHES HAVE STOPPED THE CHANGES GOING THROUGH, THOUGH. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. THERE WILL BE MISTAKES. ] Delfy Reynolds is the daughter of a very protective alpha. But when the most fearful and heartless alpha in the world meets up with her dad, what will she do when she finds out that she is his mate? ~ " Either do this the hard way or the easy way.I'm sorry sweet cheeks but you don't have a choice. You are coming with me." " I'd rather fall into a pit of lava." I spat while pushing past him. I got stopped by a hand grabbing my wrist. He turned me around and smashed his lips onto mines. Well shit.
Mated To The Werewolf King (Completed, Kings Series, Book 1) by AlenaDes
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Only sample chps. Annabelle finds out that she is not the real daughter of the Alpha at her werewolf pack. As the world she knows comes collapsing down, she has to hide from the Demon Lord who is determined to find her. Will the Werewolf King yield to the Demon Lord's ultimatum and give her to the enemy or will she be the cause of a looming war between the two species? More importantly, who is Belle and what does the Demon Lord want with her? Belle's meeting with the Werewolf King does not go very well, she finds him to be an arrogant bastard! Worse still, he wants nothing to do with her. "Why do I feel you're my mate? What have you done to me? "bellowed the King. "How do you know I am not your mate?" I asked, growling in frustration. I did not want to be his mate any more than he wanted me to be his, but his cocky attitude was getting to me. "Because you are not even a werewolf," he grunted, his black irises shimmering dangerously. "You're a liar," I screamed not caring that I was talking to the most lethal creature in the world. He roared in laughter, the sound of which irritated the hell out of me. Aargh! How I wanted to rip his heart out even as I wanted to glue my body to his and stay there forever, basking in his scent. I was so mad that I wanted to show him how wrong he was. Soon, he would be sorry, he would kneel and beg for my forgiveness. The mental image of him on his knees made my lips twitch with amusement. I started phasing out to my wolf form, and when I stood in all my glory, I prowled and preened to show off my beautiful fur. He laughed even harder. I simply wanted to kill him. Yes, my wolf was small, but it existed. Why the hell wasn't he on his knees then? "As I said, you're not a werewolf," he repeated. Huh, what did he mean by that?
The Teacher Is A Bad Ass [Student/Teacher Love Story] by catmania3
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What would you do if your teacher hit on you at Starbucks? What would you do if your next door neighbor was that same teacher? What would you do if he's a total jack ass who wanted you but won't admit it? Meet Christina Williams she refuses to date anyone and give up her virginity. Because of her father she's put a bad name on all men. Her teacher seem's to lust after her but she refuses to give in. But will the bad ass teacher next door take no for an answer? I don't think so. Mark Brown is still recovering from heart break which changed him completely. But he finds something in his next door neighbor. The cute innocent little girl he used to babysit is now hot and feisty. Everything he want's he see's in her but she hates him. Follow the story of love, betrayal, and two really weird people.
Stepbrother ✔ by XthatONEchicX
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"You're so lame." Alexander comments as he walks into the kitchen. "Shut up, I don't care." I scoff as I continue to make myself a sandwich. "You know, maybe guys will notice you more once you stop wearing your father's clothes." He teases and at that moment, I turn around to face him and give him a fuming glare. "Leave me alone." I hiss through gritted teeth before storming out of the kitchen, leaving behind my sandwich. ✕❤︎✕❤︎✕❤︎ A 16 year old girl named Courtney is not your average teenager. She buys her clothes from the men's section and only has two friends. But not for long. Her mother gets proposed by a wealthy man and she is forced to live with the school's biggest player. Unfortunately for her, he doesn't know how to mind his own business...unless he's with a girl. 1 girl, 1 boy, 1 marriage, 1 confusing relationship. ✕❤︎✕❤︎✕❤︎ ©2015, Kim Herz
I Sold Myself to the Devil for Vinyls... Pitiful I Know by DarknessAndLight
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Lexi Grayson is a normal teenager, as normal as she can be with her unobserving skills and her overthinking mind. But she might need the overthinking if she wants to unravel the smirking mystery that is Blake Eaton.
Worst Story on Wattpad ✓ by arcticstars
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Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!