most of the jokes here are translated from Arabic. hope you enjoy it ;) Ps. If you think you're going to be offended please kindly don't read

Do not let your book be a reason for Allah to be upset with you. The fundamental issue of the growing library of Islamic books on Wattpad is the spiritual accuracy of the concepts that they explore. The reason I'm writing this book is because I've come across too many mistakes in Islamic books, particularly the romance novels that we so commonly indulge ourselves in. Turns out that terrible grammar and cliché's are now the least of your problem, rather it's the religious authenticity. This problem is terribly far-fetched and much too common for anyone's benefit. Take some time out to read this book instead of that 'Islamic' love story and bring yourself back to reality.

You know those moments that happen to just about every muslimah out there? Well let's talk and laugh about them InshAllah :)

So you're an arab?!? Perfect! Join me in ArabLand where umm... Arabs exist ofcourse. Badhak. Just grab your bizr, your tea, your shibishib incase you feel the need to hit yours truly or incase a 7arami comes. Only shibishib's are allowed to be thrown at me. No funny, rotten tomatoes. P.S. Make sure your mother doesn't catch you reading this because she'll probably just say something like, "Why you're playing with your phone? You're supposed to be studying. Your bint khaltik studies all day and is kind and helpful? And you? I don't even want to start with you..."

You know you're bengali, if you turn over to the next page ;] Doesn't really matter whether you're a Dhakaiya Chittagonga Sylheti Barisalya Khulnaiya Rangpurya Rajshahiya or some foreigner, anyone interested can read this book! :D __________________________________________

Are you a fan of Muslim stories? Do you flip your hijab once you read them (even if you're not a Muslim :P) Is there those moments when your reading a Muslim book when you go like seriously?! or Awww!? If yes, then this is definitely something you'll hopefully enjoy. This is a book with all those weird, cheesy, cliche, funny, and even lovely moments in every Muslim book. Spiritual: #34 Humor: #241

How not to write an Islamic love story.