welcome to my little book where i write down some of my best jokes. so waddyasay? look around a bit! tell me some of your PUNny jokes and puns in a comment! peace.

Monsters have just taken to the surface. They settle in well, and you decide to lean a bit more. You find yourself at Mt. Ebbot, and fall through the now open 'barrier'.

Published September 28, 2014 Completed Lucy Heartfilia. The girl who was branded as the school's biggest nerd. Lucy was unhappy with her life. She never once had someone be so kind to her as to be her friend. Everyone was just brutal, no mercy for her whatsoever. They didn't know of her home life. Rather, they didn't care. They didn't care that even at a young age, Lucy went home to an empty house. While all the other children were able to be greeted by their family's. Lucy didn't have a family of her own. Her parents were murdered a year after her birth. She was put in a foster home, and even then her foster parents could care less about her. At the age of 6, Lucy ran away from that life. But she wasn't able to escape her bullies. That was, until, Lucy got the chance to leave all of it behind. She was older and had enough money to leave. She moves to a new town. A new school. Lucy figured it wouldn't be that easy to escape all the bad people in life. So she prepared herself. She prepared herself for everything. As so she thought. She meets the most popular kids in the school and learns new things. She falls in love for the first time, just to have it smashed into pieces. After that, Lucy thought she could never trust anyone ever again. She figured everyone was against her and that she'd be alone forever. Forever is a long time and Lucy knew she couldn't make it. She had to escape her life. The only way she knew how to. Maybe she moves again, maybe she deals with it, maybe it's death. THIS IS AN ORDER: DONT YOU DARE PUT OTHERS DOWN FOR YOUR OWN CONVENIENCE! IT HURTS THEM! IT MAKES THEM FEEL UNWANTED! IT COULD LEAD TO SUICIDE! DONT BULLY! IF YOU ARE SUICIDAL, PLEASE, IM BEGGING YOU, GET HELP! DONT KEEP IT TO YOURSELF IF SOMEONE IS MAKING YOU FEEL LIKE SHIT! OR IF YOU FEEL AS IF YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH! YOU WEREN'T PLACED ON THIS EARTH TO TRY TO GET OFF IT

The world is set in the age of technology but gangs still flow through the streets. After the Monsters escape MT.Ebott, the world was a big different, Sidney and her friends must see to the world what has changed and what needs to be change. She will go through trial and error, but will she make a mistake she doesn't regret? Find out alright? {Reader is named, Sort of OC} (The Story is being Redone so this book is canceled, If you want to read the new story it's very similar to this one just keep tabs on the notes at the end of this book to see details)

It's been two years since the barrier was shattered... All was well until humanity's opinion and voices ruined it all. The war had begun. --------------- Although one girl had always seen the world as a sickening place... A majority of humanity was indeed contaminated, but she was one of the individuals who deserved the mercy of the monsters. From being abused and previously bullied (Y/N) had enough. She escaped her own home, only to be exposed into the havoc of the world. It made her sick. Highest rank: #16 in Fanfiction

It was just a normal Saturday. (Y/N) was playing Undertale for the millionth time. She was obsessed. (Y/N) had played all of the routes. True Pacifist, No Mercy/Genocide, Neutral. She experimented with killing certain characters doing different things. Then, as (Y/N) started a new game, she felt a falling sensation, as if she just fell out of her chair. She blacked out soon after. When she woke up, she was lying on a bed of golden flowers. She knew this place. (Y/N) was in the game. She had taken the place of Frisk and was in the Underground. •Disclaimer I do not own Undertale. It belongs to Toby Fox. I do not own you. You own yourself. I do not own the cover or any of the pictures that will show up in this book• *If you're reading this as a guy please just change the pronouns to he/him/his. I find if a lot easier to just put female pronouns. Thanks! :3 *

obsession for freedom.

Yes, I find him very attractive. Let's get to the script: I'm thinking I'm going to add something VERY special in this story for all my sinners. OOHHH YYYYEEESSSSS~

Leaving your childhood home, you now live in a new city, a new house, and a new school, in Mobius. In this unknown city, you actually find yourself encountering many kind teenagers at your school. But little do you know, there's someone special growing in your heart. To find out, read on! All SEGA characters belong to SEGA Eat Snacky S'mores

Yandere!Underswap!Sans x Shy!Reader And some Papyrus x reader -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- He was so sweet, so innocent. All he loved doing was cooking tacos, listen to his brothers puns, and try to be friends with everyone. Then you're pushed down a hole and end up in this strange new underground. After seeing you, his sanity breaks. Instead of making tacos, he loves hearing bones pop. Instead of listening to his brothers jokes, he bathes in blood. Instead of making friends with everyone, he kills them. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- "You can't escape. Not now. Not ever." -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- Sequel to ending D: Silently Sleeping (Underswap!Papyrus x reader) Sequel 2: A New Life A/N edit: Apparently, I like this word cute. Oh, and, under a bunch of editing. A/N edit two: OH YEAH, and very cliche! XD