The story follows the main character Elizabeth Bennet as she deals with issues of manners, upbringing, morality, education, and marriage in the society of the landed gentry of early 19th-century England. Elizabeth is the second of five daughters of a country gentleman living near the fictional town of Meryton in Hertfordshire, near London.

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A collection of preferences from Tumblr. Simple. Good. **some may contain sexual references which I will notify at the start of the preference*** none of these are mine!!! Read My other Fanfic: Baby Horan. Just check it out please Check out my new book: A Stranger in a Foreign Land

After a contest in her school, which she wasn't even allowed to join, 18 year old Amber wins the biggest price; Niall Horan. Together with him, her best friend Julia, and the other One Direction boys, she is in for some big suprises.

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"You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll be on the edge of your seats - if you're sitting down." (Woman at bus stop) "It made me fall totally and utterly head over heels in love with Harry Styles and I've always been more of a Justin Bieber fan myself!" (My Nan) It's Amber Curtis' first day as junior reporter for 'Wow' magazine, the UK's most popular teen monthly. To say it's a day that doesn't start well is an understatement. In fact, by the time she leaves for work Amber swears she is through with men for ever! So when a certain adorable boy walks into her life, he doesn't get the reaction you might expect! **PLEASE NOTE NO HAMSTERS WERE HARMED DURING THE MAKING OF THIS STORY**

What would you do if you were poor - like, nearly-living-on-the-streets kind of poor,- and you somehow end up stuck at the London shopping center with none other than a famous boyband during one of England's biggest recorded snow storms? Problem is, you've never heard of these boys before, ever, and you don't really want anything to do with them. Having enough to deal with back at home with only a alcoholic mother and two three-year old siblings is enough. But when one bandmember falls for you and offers you the unexpectable, how can you refuse? -hey follow me on twitter @miniturdx- new account as of august 2015! i'll be more active on twitter than this account :)