They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

Redemption is about so many people, so many emotions but at the end they all just need one thing; salvation and peace. We all do. right? But its hard when a hindu hurts a muslim and and muslim fights a hindu, things go complicated more than they ought to... Redemption and salvation goes to dust. No chance to forgive. No chance to let go. I wonder When will we all have peace among each other. I wonder when we'll learn to forgive and forget And I wonder when this world will become a happier place to live... I wonder..... .... Shehry said forgiving was easy and I should have let go... But it wasn't my plan. My plan was... revenge and blood. For me letting go wasn't easy. I could never forgive her____ Hussain. .... Disclaimer: I am a person with very low IQ and almost no knowledge about stuff going on around me in this world, so yes, there are going to be blunders throughout the story but I just want to clear that I don't mean to hurt the sentiments of anyone no matter a Muslim or a Hindu or ANYONE, and I MEAN IT. If at any point you feel hurt or disrespected please forgive and forget. Don't be Hussain. Don't plan revenge against me ;) .... Warning: If you are too secular DON'T READ MY STORY. if you are too religious DON'T READ MY STORY. if you hate hindu-muslim talks DON'T EVEN COME NEAR MY STORY. if you like fairy tales PLEASE BACK OFF. if you want a'....and they live happily ever after' DON'T EVEN THINK THAT AM A WRITER AND THIS IS SOME STORY. SHUT DOWN THE WINDOW. AND SLEEP Others can freely enjoy ;) I wonder if even anyone left out there:-p Anyways you people have been WARNED so enjoy on your own risk Hope to have a great time with all of you.

-love is like a cliff. It can be dangerous if you fall too deep. -------- -------- Jamie Summers being the plain boring girl with amazing hot best friends and an alpha twin is content with what she has. She's smart, witty, sarcastic and head strong just like most of the teenagers but has nothing to do with the opposite sex. But not everyone gets for what they wish. All she seeks is ignorance, and all she gets is attention(un-necessary). Having hot best friends and a model for a twin on one hand, and her innocent big eyes and constant rivalry with the school's soccer captain have NEVER done her any good. To add the icing on the cake, the boy whom she has a crush on since forever seems to have developed a new interest in her. Accompany Jamie. In her rollercoaster ride, attracting trouble and running away from hot guys with the fear of emotions she considers as junk. Add some attraction, sparks, confusion between hate and new found confidence with the crush and your recipe for disaster is ready. Book two of William series. #2(21.04.17) #3(19.04.17) -keep reading- -notme16

Sequel to 'The Best of Us' Khalid Fayad wants to marry Sabrina Khan. After making up with her and laying their past grudge to rest, Khalid has it in his head that marrying Sabrina will make him a better Muslim and reconcile his relationship with her. Sabrina is hesitant, knowing full well that the past has the possibility to become the present and so, doubts Khalid's ability to change. She comes up with a challenge for him: prove it. But can he? And what happens when the past does become the present? A dark story about fighting for something you strive for and the struggle to prove yourself for love.

"Why didn't you tell me he went here?" Sabrina managed to croak out. Her throat was dry and there was a loud drumming sound in her ears which she realized was her heart. "Oh..uh...well..." Leila stuttered and then trailed off. She smiled sheepishly. "I totally forgot about Khalid." Sabrina winced when she heard his name. "How could you?" Sabrina asked, horrified. "You know I don't like him and, not to mention, that he hates my guts!" "Oh, come on! That was years ago. He probably doesn't even remember you." Leila assured, waving her hand. At that moment, Khalid Fayad turned towards them, his eyes landing on Sabrina's. Sabrina held her breath hoping - praying - that he would turn away without recognizing her. Unfortunately, he seemed to remember her all too well. From the way he smirked at her now, Sabrina just knew that her senior year at New Hope High was ruined. _______________________________________________________ A story of racism and hate, of love and acceptance. Can Sabrina overcome the hate that she is wrongly accused of. Can she forgive those who have tortured her life with bitter words and unending cruelty. Can she fight back with not hate, but good?

If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction

"It is your choice," he said, stepping so close to me that our lips were almost touching. "Either do what I say - or get another job." My heart stood still as I gazed up into his deep, dark, dangerous eyes... In a world where women's only role in life is to sit at home and look pretty, Lilly is determined to fight for her freedom. There's only one problem: a powerful man blocking her way.

Just a book of random Awkward Moments

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

Jenna Yousuf has everything all girls envy. A mansion, fancy cars, diamonds and jewels, closets filled with clothes, shoes and purses. A hot husband. But she isn't happy. Who could be when you were forced to marry a man you don't love just to save your family? She doesn't want to give him a chance, nor does she want to try to begin a life with him. But what does she do when he turns out to be the sweetest man she has ever met? Can she keep him at bay, or will she cave, and accept it when she starts to have feelings for her husband? Hudayfah Sulayman has to protect his wife from the evil people who are out to get her brother. While he only married her for that reason, he didnt anticipate one thing; that he would fall in love with her. So much so that he would do anything to make her happy, except for what she really wants; to be let out of their marriage. He knows Jenna doesn't love him now, but should he hold out hope that one day she will?