Comedy Texting

Jokes, hilarious comebacks, funny texts, this book has it all. If you are looking for a good laugh, here you go!

UNDER

***Optioned for film/TV by Komixx Media! More info coming soon!*** Selected by @Unfriended for the Best of Horror! A serial stalker is on the loose. When detectives find a single wolfsbane flower under Hadley Jasper's bed, they fear the worst. Will she be found in time? Or will her mutilated remains be all that's le...

I fell in love with my bully Cameron Dallas

Emma has been bullied since middle school by the same person. CAMERON DALLAS. In different events things change and she's starting to put down her walls. Will Cameron hurt her and make her put them back up? Will they be together? Read more to find out

The Society of Imaginary Friends (Book 1 of The Conjurors Series)

Belief is a powerful magic. Valerie Diaz has a power that she can't contain, and it's killing her. Bounced between foster homes and the streets, she only has time to concentrate on staying alive. But a visit from the imaginary friend of her childhood opens a world of possibilities, including a new life half a universe...

My Marine [BoyxBoy] (On Hold)

[to those of you who are offended by this or don't like boyxboy DONT READ IT!] Life is hard than normal for a gay male but even harder when your in the military. You are told to keep quiet about what you are or be discharged. Jeremy Crawford is a Staff Sergeant in the Marine Corps who not only has to keep part of his...

The Catalyst (GirlXGirl)

~COMPLETED~ In a world that is overruled with corruption and a new incurable disease sweeping through several countries, the world seems to be spinning out of control. Andrea Brock, better known as Andy, is unique but doesn’t quite know it yet. When she runs into someone who seems to know more about her than her own s...

Double Incubus Seduction

Hot. My skin was ablaze my every cell was tingling in anticipation of something I didn't even understand my sheets were sticking to my body and no matter how hard I tried I couldn't seem to get myself to move. I used all of my strength to force my eyes open my room was just as it had been when I had gone to bed my vis...

• Absolute •

*Spinoff series off of Incubus!* * * * * * A mysterious boy. Rachel has to adapt to the new secret visitor that only she knows the truth about. A boy and a girl. An unconscious, forbidden love. * * * * * My breath caught in my throat as I looked down at the boy huddled in the corner of the shed, his luminous and elect...

The Bad Girl Sleeps In My Bed | ✓

Hollie has been a bad girl ever since she was little girl. She used to make fun of other kids, push them around, cause trouble and make her parents go insane. Levi has been a good guy all his life. He always had perfect grades, never did anything bad and respected his parents like every kid should. When Hollie has t...

Exsanguination and Other Love Stories

Ever since graduating high school, orphan Sabilla "Bill" Vane has led a charmed life as a full-time cat warden. Florian Werther Bathory Byron, her unexpected house guest, is a vampire. And while he says he hasn't eaten anything with a face in half a century, his life story is tragic, his complexion is luminous (litera...

Madness At Noon {COMPLETED}

Noon is your average, everyday psychopath who fell in love with her hero. She knows when he tries to kill her, it's just his special way of saying how much he cares. She knows every time he throws her in the insane asylum, it's just his overprotective side wanting to keep her close. She knows when he stabbed her in th...

Relic and Ruin

Relic and Ruin is now published as a Hardcover and E-book by Wattpad Books! As a Wattpad reader, you can access the Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase. ***** In a place unlike any other, two brothers set off an ancient, epic, and nev...

An Alpha's Daughter's Crush (Completed)

Mel is an Alpha's daughter & a virgin who has had a secret crush on Tyler for the last 3 years, Tyler's 16th birthday is coming up real soon will she be his mate or will his girlfriend Corrie be his mate? Along the way there is so much for her to handle will she cope with it all or will she run this story has some se...

Tutoring the Alpha

Benny Chambers wants nothing to do with any of her fellow students at the University of Virginia; after all, she's only planning on being there for another two years before it's off to London to be a pediatrician. Skulking around campus with her earbuds in pretty much sums up her college experience so far, and that's...

The Northman's Last Kiss *RetitledOriginally titled 'The Northman's Bride'

Author Note: If you have already read my story 'The Northman's Bride', this is the same story with no changes or edits. I have written a full length novel, book 3 in my Sons of the North series and have decided to use the title 'The Northman's Bride' for it. I apologize for any confusion. What would you do with only...

Something Inside (Published)

Ashton Miller was the richest, most powerful and sexiest man alive. Being a multimillionaire, he had everything he could have ever wanted; girls, cars, and so much money he didn't know what to do with. As the biggest playboy in New York, Ashton jumps from girl to girl breaking their hearts as he went along. He didn't...

How It's Said

Annabelle first met Eric at his party. She first kissed him during a game at the party. Now? She owes him. Melissa is Anna's little sister, hurt and broken from her boyfriend's betrayal. When Melissa refuses to give "it" up he gets mad. Breaking up with her he spreads rumors around school of her being a slut. Becomin...

Housemates

Ellie has been not-quite-flirting with her housemate’s friend Mia, and not really thinking too much about it, until one day Mia offers to follow through on the flirting. Ellie is surprised, but decides she’d like to try, and slowly a relationship begins to evolve. Mostly a physical relationship, and a confused relat...

Sweet Nectar (GirlxGirl)

Olivia, sexy horny lawyer lusting after Adrienne, her colleague. Olivia just wants to have her wicked way with Adrienne but there's just one thing, Adrienne has a girlfriend. So, what happens when Adrienne calls Olivia crying because her girlfriend just broke up with her and Adrienne has no place to go...except for...

Deprivation- The Feast and the Famine

On waking up to find a dismembered arm protruding from the floor, Claudia knows her privileged life is over. Claudia cannot recall how she came to this pass. She does know she is never getting out. It is all because she is guilty of falling in love, which is a sin no proper Victorian girl would commit. She knew whe...

The Lost Redeemer (Aeonica #1)

Aeons once ruled the world. Now, their empire lies in ruin, and the survivors hide on the fringes of society. Nahlia is a librarian's apprentice who's obsessed with Aeon lore, scavenging for hints of their legendary power. But others are searching too, including the Templars who seek to hunt down the Aeon survivors...

The Bad Boy's.....What?

I don't know how it happened. One minute I'm living an extremely lonely life and all it takes is getting lost to change all of that. But, change is good, right? Yeah, if you take the fact that I was entrusted with the most adorable little girl as good. Throw in a reunion with a twin brother that I haven't s...

Vet Tech Meets The Alpha

Jack's life has always been weird. With the stereotypically snobby rich parents that never pay attention to her and gave her a boy's name, to the mysterious butler that shows up on her front porch, to the two wolves that keep coming to her house. Jack is a Vet Tech at the local clinic up in the Montana Mountains. When...

Airel: The Awakening (Airel Saga Book One)

NEW YORK TIMES and USA TODAY Bestseller Top #10 Amazon Bestseller #1 Barnes & Noble Bestseller Top #10 Bestseller on iTunes, and Kobo "Move over Twilight! Here comes Aaron Patterson!" --Joshua Graham, bestselling author of Beyond Justice and Darkroom "I was surprised by how much I really, really liked this book. I hav...

Pretty in rope

All humans are monsters using the veil of beauty to cover the beast within...

Dominant One Book 1

" Jamie, I know you want me" seductiveness in his tone His firm hands caressing my lower back making me shudder at his touch. " I- I- "Say it" Giving in to this gorgeous man I say " I want you" "Get on the bed " he demanded Climbing on the bed, afraid of what he might do, tall, dark and handsome spreads my le...

The Bad Boy Next Door- COMPLETED

When Kylie loses everything and becomes pretty reckless shes sent to live with her aunt and her bestfriend Bobby thinking that things are going to be completely boring shes proved wrong. She meets the mysterious bad boy next door, Adrian Grant. Adrian thinks all girls are the same and its easy to make them fall in lov...

Untouched ✔

"Y-you," she stuttered, staring at the handsome man sitting on the sleek black throne, "you're..." He rolled his eyes, waving his hand impatiently and said, "Hades. Come on, say it with me. Ha-des." "Hades," Ariel breathed out, still not believing the sight before her. Every picture she had seen of the gods had no...