'You better watch your back, ‘cause you're next'. The words echoed menacingly inside my head, filling me with fear. Obviously someone was out to get me - but who? As if on cue, the answer screamed from the headlines of the Daily Prophet: 'Family Kidnapped by Death Eaters.' The paper fell from my hands and realisation hit me like a brick wall. Lily Luna Potter is taking her fourth year at Hogwarts, but being a Potter isn't always smooth sailing. When Lily receives some shocking news, she knows that being the Boy Who Lived's daughter isn't going to make life easy while on the watch for Death Eaters. But - what if it's not only Death Eaters she has to keep an eye out for? What if it's something even worse? - Description by MissHoranette Fan Fiction #119 - 22/01/12 Romance #675 - 23/01/12

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this is how you annoy the sh** outa people when you are in elevators :3

Voldemort sets off on a fabulous adventure with his sister, Sharpay, filled with pink, sparkles, and music! A funny fanfiction you won't want to miss, I want everyone to know that it's not my fault when you pass out from too many sparkles....that's why Voldy loved Edward...er...Cedric. Right?

Contains a sexy Slytherin, a gorgeous bat, a noseless Dark lord, and many other characters. Ten reasons why you should love them. :)

Do you have an obsession with a certain series? Not sure? Then these lists will help you determine whether you are indeed obsessed. Disclaimer: Not all obsession symptoms are mentioned in the following lists, nor will the following lists cure obsession in any way. The following is merely an aid in diagnosing severe cases of obsession. Who you go to for help in treating obsession is up to you. Note: Various series/characters will be making an appearance. Series and characters include but are not limited to: Harry freakin Potter, Legolas the Fair and Frodo the Hairy-Footed-Halfling and Samwise the Awkwardly-Close-Shadow, and Eragon the Clueless-Gary-Sue-Who-Never-Wanted-Power-But-Got-It-Anyways-And-Now-A-Madman-Is-Trying-To-Kill-Him-And-Did-I-Mention-He-Had-A-Dragon-And-Can-Use-Magic-? ... Whew. Just read it already.

Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)