Everyone has friends Everybody most likely likes their friends But what do we love? That wonderful togetherness of their personality But what if something happened What if their personality... Split?

There once was a butt-cheek named Morgan Freeman. Notice: it has nothing to do with the actual Morgan Freeman. So if you were hoping it was him, you can go now. Anyway, this butt-cheek is especially conceited and wants to rule the world for some unknown reason. Read the story for pure awesomeness.

Madison Rich, the 800th president of the United States of America has set the bar of awesomeness for me, as well as many other Americans. Her awesomeness, in my eyes, is what appeals to Americans. It's what makes her famous. Many children of the U.S. Have written reports on her for being their hero/inspiration. I especially look up to her for this reason. I personally want to be just like her. She has made many laws for the better of people, including No-Pants-Friday's, Commando Day, and the most famous law ever past by her, Salad Rights.

There's no such thing as make believe... Nor is there such a thing as imaginary... They are only titles for things to big to wrap your brain around... Things that are lost in the interest of adulthood... Could it be that the young are the smartest? Could it be that our future is in the hands of the youth? For sure, it would would only make sense, but what is sense really?