"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.

"@Ashton5SOS is now following you" // in which a fan gets a follow from ashton and they start dming, obviously. // Book 1 in the Social Media Series.

➳ [a.i.] // he's dangerous, she just doesn't know it.

in which a day care worker emails a little girl's father. © 2015 webby | bonnaroo

"Alright, you horny little shits, let's talk about sex,"

# 101: throw a frisbee at her face. [disclaimer: as of now, this story does not include lgbt characters, i only put the tag on this story so wattpad can donate another dollar to a good cause (idk if that is allowed but...)]

alright, students. your final project is due a month from today. i'd like you to take a picture of the most beautiful thing you can find.

In which a girl who works at Chipotle just wants to get through the day, and a boy who loves burritos won't stop calling her princess. Copyright ©2015 trashton_

"Welcome to the chase. Might as well just call it Hell." cover by @Iucifer

In which a fan introduces Ashton Irwin to the world of fanfiction. © 2014 webby | bonnaroo