"there's how many of you?" "well, there's baba and papa and then you got my big brother jamal, then you gots amir, aanya, and me, papa says we all came outta baba together, he says were tripflips." "oh, do you mean-" "then you gots leah, she likes to not wear clothes even though baba tells her she haves to. baba said that there's one in his belly, but i forgots his name. we also has a cat and a bird, we call the cat pillow cause we always think he's a pillow cause he doesn't move and the bird's name is echo cause he's always resaying what we say." or the one where zayn's popping out babies left and right and liam doesn't seem to mind. •ziam mpreg au•

most drunken tattoos are a mistake, but liams wasn't

"you and me, we made a vow, for better or for worse, i can't believe you let me down, but the proof's in the way it hurts."

[ONGOING] ❝i love u a lot babe.❞ ❝I know and I love you too. And for crying out loud, go to sleep already.❞ -_-_- The one where I imagine humorous, fluffy and even sexual conversations that Zayn and Liam most likely have had through text. Copyright © 2015-2016 || boytoys

The sequel of Hickeys. Go read hickeys before you read this.

He has no memory. He has no feelings. He has the ability to kill a hundred men without even getting a scratch. But he's still vulnerable. Vulnerable to love. Can a machine fall in love with a man? Can a man fall in love with a machine. Love is...love right? Liam Payne is a military property. The sole purpose of his creation is to serve his country - he's nothing but an empty vessel. But that all changes when he met his next mission, Zayn Malik.

In which five guys meet on the internet group chat and four of them fall in love.

Do you ever just close your eyes, knowing that if you see something it'll with change your entire outlook on life? That something will sneak up on you and just take you completely by surprise? That's how Zayn Malik saw everything. Freak. Loser. Creeper. All the words people threw at him. No-one knew why he was so closed off, why he wore dark glasses and never looked anyone in the eye. All they knew was that he was the tattooed bad boy who'd never hurt a fly. Maybe that's why he always looks down. When a run-in with a local gang has Zayn running into the arms of the school's most popular guy, Zayn finds out he was right. One look can change everything.

where zayn tries to seek for redemption that he doesn't deserve and sends liam letters after cheating on him, always signing off with; 'love, cheater' to add to the little amount of sentiment he withholds. -- © A. WARNING: includes mentions of self-harm, m-preg, abuse ALSO, I wrote this book when I was a naïve 13 year old loser who had very limited knowledge about human emotion, triggers, and my perspective was extremely narrowed down to wattpad fanfiction. this story contains a lot of triggering material. please read with a grain of salt.