Roast anyone who starts being an a** to you. Writing these comebacks/insults/roasts with best frenn LisaDarkling, please follow her. Here are the best comebacks and insults some may be a little harsh. ⚠ WARNING ⚠ Some of these comebacks may contain swearing and harsh words, use these comebacks at your own risk, you might receive a punch in the face but eh it's not THAT bad. Who am I kidding? use these to become a badas$

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Naruto wakes up finding himself hung over and naked in bed with the one and only Sasuke Uchiha. A few weeks after, Naruto finds out the most unexpected news. Warning: Strong Language and (kind of) Mature Content! 0////0 In the process of editing and fixing a few major/minor details! Not my cover, rights go to the owner.

This is my first Ouran High School Host Club fanfic. This fanfic will move at a reasonable pace so I won't be jumping right into the smut* all the fangirls in the crowd sigh and nod in understanding*. The smut will come with a warning and I will let you know when you can continue if you skip it( pretty sure you won't but just being careful). I hope you like it my runaway bunnies.❤️😁 *I DO NOT OWN OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB IN ANY WAY(although I wish I did because it's awesome)*

They met at a park. Two teenage girls minding their business, until their eyes met. Little by little they started to know each other. And Little by Little they started to feel something for each other. Something that their parents frowned upon. She was her Perfect First... Perfect First crush, Perfect First kiss, Perfect First Love. Yet little did she know of the perfect tragedy that would ruin everything.

When you have a horrible life you always expect things to go wrong. Angel always pictured her life being bad in general, with a alcoholic verbally abusive mother an absent father and her small town thinking she was scum underneath their shoe, she thought she was doomed to be be unhappy. But after a new family moves to town Angel only learns that life is very unpredictable. And with evil lurking around the corner can she and her new love interest make it out without Baring scars?

Life is unfair, something that Zayne knows from experience. His whole life is unfair. His birth wasn't allowed, his existence hated as his mother gave him up to chase her own dreams. Punished for choices he didn't even make,Zayne has only known a cruel and bitter life with his pack, the life of an Omega. Through a twist of Fate, Zayne falls in the hands of a group of dog fighters and has to endure two years of grueling pain and hunger before the ASPCA steps in and saves him. All trust in humanity lost, Zayne wouldn't, couldn't trust anyone near him. Least of all the werewolves that are supposed to adopt him into the pack.