❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

Just a bunch of random crap I wrote cause I was bored...enjoy!!! :) Ps: this is my first crack!fic so NO FLAMES PLEASE!! thanks! If you think the jokes are stupid, IM SORRY!! I'm just a lonely person trying to be funny. :( Doctor who isn't mine. If it was,The Doctor would be dating The Master ;)

A collection of random sh*t written by me when its 3 In the morning o-0 [ Rated PG-13 because I will be using foul language XD ]

I go on shamchat quite a lot... I am posting stories of roleplay... The people I play as has a wide variety, such as: stuffed in a suit! Jermemy Fitzgerald {fnaf} / neko girl / karkat Vantas/ eridan empora... The list goes on! I will be taking those stories and making them into one big roleplay book. (Don't worry I will ask for permission because sometimes they don't want it published.) AUTHORS NOTE: all RP's are on shamchat! You can try to get on and get a chapter for yourself Woah woah woah, holy shit I got 100 views. That's not a lot to some people but for me it definitely is.

Oneshots 'Nuff said

Read these stories at your own risk. Some will contain gory content and may not be suitable for young children or if your not into scary stories or movies or whatever. These stories were not written by me I got them off the internet. Don't start accusing since I have warned you here.

This is basically a collection random shiz written by me. :) [ Rated PG-13 because there may or may not be use of foul language xD ]

Stranded on a parallel Earth, the Tenth Doctor finds himself mentoring a traumatized child soldier enlisted in a hopeless war to save humanity. With an endless number of mysteries in sight -- from the enigmatic alien invaders they call Angels, to the strange machines known as Evangelions used in the planet's defense, to the shadowy maneuvers of those in power -- the Doctor is drawn deeper and deeper into a web of mistakes and sins that threaten to consume all humankind. In time, he'll face the darkest question of them all: what if there are some worlds -- and some children -- even the Doctor can't save?

More quotes from Doctor Who (in case the title was unclear). All rights to the BBC.