edit: WHY IS THIS BLOWING UP NOW I STARTED IT IN FEBRUARY also before you ask YES THIS IS SATIRE 😭 it all started when my girlfriend showed me Bully Maguire and I thought it would be funny to write a parody of a tumblrina sold to one direction story about it 💀💀💀💀 and somehow it's #28 in emo now???? what the hell yeah uhh the title says it all ~ inspired by my girlfriend who loves this movie ✨❤️ (y/n = your name)

I shouldn't love Carlisle because of esme but I do and he loves me too. I thought we could be together but then I found out Jasper loved me too. what am I do?

something we made up bc of what we found (cannon starkid story??)

One-shot into the affair of Henry Hidgens and his mechanical paramour, the anthropomorphic plane. NSFW warning. *DISCLAIMER* yeah this fic is awful and several years old but i made a couple edits to try and clean it up recently. discretion advised ig?

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

The long-awaited sequel to the beloved by all "Journey to Parenthood" has finally arrived! This time, join King Barry Bee on his search for Jesus, the only person that can save Memedonia... Reviews: "Thrilling, intriguing, sexy." - Shrek "Readers who like jazz will like this." - Lin-Manuel Miranda(probably) "Let's hope this isn't shit." - Literally Anyone

Who in their right mind would ask a teenager to write a 4000 word essay on the works of F. Scott Fitzgerald anyway? To me, English class was simply the fine art of over analyzing very old pieces of literature. It was usually pretty easy for me to string together some intricate sounding sentences about these old novels. My English teacher loved me for it, but for this particular essay, I was utterly incapable of replicating the excellence of my previous work. All I knew was that Nick Carraway was definitely gay for Gatsby. _________ When two high school boys find themselves being forced into partnership for a class project, things get interesting. With Callaway's snarky remarks and hidden secrets, and Chance's accidental girlfriend, their path to completing high school is anything but straight. _________ Discaimer: This is boyxboy so if this makes anyone uncomfortable, this is me warning you. Also, The Great Gatsby does not belong to me, copyright is to F Scott Fitzgerald. With the references to the novel in my story, I am in no way trying to mock or make fun of the novel, because it is one of my favourite books. Also, the reality of Nick Carraway's homosexuality is arguable, I simply used this opinion for the sake of my story and its plot.

just read it okay