edit: WHY IS THIS BLOWING UP NOW I STARTED IT IN FEBRUARY also before you ask YES THIS IS SATIRE 😭 it all started when my girlfriend showed me Bully Maguire and I thought it would be funny to write a parody of a tumblrina sold to one direction story about it 💀💀💀💀 and somehow it's #28 in emo now???? what the hell...
I shouldn't love Carlisle because of esme but I do and he loves me too. I thought we could be together but then I found out Jasper loved me too. what am I do?
something we made up bc of what we found (cannon starkid story??)
One-shot into the affair of Henry Hidgens and his mechanical paramour, the anthropomorphic plane. NSFW warning. *DISCLAIMER* yeah this fic is awful and several years old but i made a couple edits to try and clean it up recently. discretion advised ig?
He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I k...
The long-awaited sequel to the beloved by all "Journey to Parenthood" has finally arrived! This time, join King Barry Bee on his search for Jesus, the only person that can save Memedonia... Reviews: "Thrilling, intriguing, sexy." - Shrek "Readers who like jazz will like this." - Lin-Manuel Miranda(probably) "...
Who in their right mind would ask a teenager to write a 4000 word essay on the works of F. Scott Fitzgerald anyway? To me, English class was simply the fine art of over analyzing very old pieces of literature. It was usually pretty easy for me to string together some intricate sounding sentences about these old novels...
