He extends his hand and I'd be lying if I said I only hesitated a bit to shake it. When I finally did, my hand was enveloped by his, except it wasn't warm and inviting, instead cold and rough. It sent a shiver down my spine. "Name's Demetri," he smirked, his almost black eyes glistened, "But you can call me Death."

100 Awesome Comebacks for your pleasure :-)

A random idea I thought of in history And started in history And updated in history Because history class makes you want to hibernate :)

•Just some horoscope fun! •#100 in Signs as of 8/4/18• •This book is completed! If you want more, please check out my second book•

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These are just horoscopes that I get from Tumblr, WeHeartIt, and a lot of other places so yeah...Enjoy!

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