Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Looking for horror, humor, and a bit of romance? Welcome to Nightmare Land. Abandon all hope of EVER waking up! It started as a silly night involving a group of friends and then it turned into an eerie adventure. They stumbled across an abandoned amusement that's modeled to make you relive your worst nightmares. Entering was their biggest mistake. Strange things started happening-- unexplained attacks, noises, notes, and most importantly: Nightmares. One by one they are targeted, tormented, and marked. Before anything else goes wrong they have return to the worst place imaginable: Nightmare Land. Excerpt: "It's okay to be afraid." I feel my chains tighten and a heat on my chest, accompanied by more laughter. "What... What are you?" I whisper. "Me?" It replies, touching my face "I'm your worst nightmare." ❤Read|Vote|Comment ❤

The biggest smiles hide the darkest secrets. This is the diary of Eliana's life, before it ended so abruptly. All because of one boy. NOT A FANFIC. Extract: "I should probably warn you now… if you’re expecting a conventional story, this isn't for you. It’s not a light hearted romance like a typical highschool love. So I’m not going to paint Henry as some knight in shining armor with perfect, glossy hair and a ‘Calvin Klein model’ body. I mean I was impartial to judgement, because I’d never seen his naked body. That was something we were going to have to fix. But in all honesty, my story is real. My story is my life." Copyright 2014 by storylover5555 All rights reserved.

What if the light at the end of the tunnel burnt out? The crackling of the ochre flames buried deep inside your soul, turned into smoke. This is when you travel to a world, far from your imagination. Creatures of the dark prowl the land fly the skies and swim the depths. You must see to believe this world for your mind refuses to believe it. It's called Limbo. You are given only a matter of time to escape, escape the jaws of death. But I must warn you only one and one alone will be given the flames of their soul back. This time five people who were in a tragic plane crash have been given a second chance to live, Clover, Jake, Katie, Patrick and Keelly. They all are desperate to escape the shadows of Limbo. Who will wake and who will fall? ~ Death's Note ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Copyright © 2013, Blackwillow5 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. This book contains material protected under International and Federal Copyright Laws and Treaties. Any unauthorized reprint or use of this material is prohibited. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording, or by any information storage and retrieval system without express written permission from the author / publisher.

The F*ck-It List aka. When Life Gives You Lemons, Chuck 'em Out the Window & Say "Fuck it. I'll just buy a lemonade if it's gonna take that much work." You've all heard of the Bucket List. That ridiculous set of goals that you'll never actually get around to achieving but hope that maybe because you've written them all down on a piece of paper that they'll actually count for something and you'll feel some sort of weird sense of accomplishment if you manage to cross even one of them off the list. Yeah, talk about wishful thinking. Because really, why waste time on writing down all those feeble hopes and dreams when the world is just going to rip 'em to shreds right in front of your eyes anyways, right? Fuck it. Kyleigh Denver, an aspiring nurse and high school co-op student has a rather negative view on life. So when Caden Lancaster, the grandson of one of her patients, has the nerve to ask for her help to fulfill all of the things on his ailing grandfather's Bucket List, she thinks it's absolutely ludicrous. She's got her own list thank you very much and it's the exact opposite of a Bucket List. Except then the old fart blackmails her into it. "Aww, fuck it."

Dawn is the home town good girl with a spunky attitude and compassionate heart. So much like her father and struggling with the estranged relationship with her mother, her life is about to be turned upside down. With only her loyal friends and family to rely on, she will be pushed to the breaking point. Nathan, the resident bad-boy, returns home in a unique arrangement that forces him to build up his defensive walls. A violent past he has been trying to lock away, comes back to haunt him and threatens to break apart everything he has worked for. What happens when these two fiery personalities meet? They hate each other – at first. They have a way of pushing each others' buttons and getting under each others' skins. They each think the other is conceited and selfish. Then they confuse each other with small acts of kindness and unexpected moments of affection. These moments are dashed away by their antagonism, stubbornness and pride. They are falling in love, but neither will see it if they can't get past their own selfish attitudes and personal demons. Only time will tell if they can reach out from under the surface and find the love that brings out the best and worst in each other. © 2012 Amanda Nichols All Rights Reserved.

After an incident three months ago and her parent's divorce, Reina Caverly finds a way to cope: cutting herself. Her mother's a workaholic, her sister is an out of control teenage girl, and her dad disappeared from the face of the planet. She can't even tell her two best friends, Joshua and Megan, about her problems. Then she meets young and mysterious Calvin Young about to commit suicide by jumping from her school's rooftop which surprised Reina. He's rich; he's handsome for his age, and does well at school, so why? Why would someone who has everything want to kill himself? Everyone has a dark secret, even Calvin who seems to have the world. Can Reina and Calvin learn to speak up about their issues? Can they find their reasons to live? ______ "One day you'll leave me. You don't want a girl with a rape story," I said as I desperately tried to stop my sobs and hiccups. "You deserve someone who is prettier and more stable then me." "Mon ange ," he whispered to me lightly as he held my tear-stained face. I looked at him and my breath shortened as I met his intense look. "I don't want anyone else," he said, "because I just want you." ______ WARNING: Story contains rape, self-harm, and suicidal ideation.