Preston Richards is a sarcastic little shit who likes to blog about Harry Styles. But she never imagined he would see any of it. - No translating or reposting please. ©whadduphazza

"hey rissa, the boys told me you got a new number" "um, who's rissa? and who the hell are you?" - a story about a boy who's told his girlfriend has a new number, but actually finds out its a totally random girl. highest rankings [#272 in humor & #307 in fanfiction #186 in fanfiction #215 in humor 11/2/14] [#638 in fanfiction 12/8/14] cover by @newyorrk this story is copyrighted © -ruins, 2014 All Rights Reserved

Stolen pudding cups, flirty police officers, a bag full of weed and a trip to Vegas make for one hell of a bet. [In the process of being edited, some major changes will be made. Please note that I am not British and some things might not be right in regards to language and terms. As I edit I will try to fix them but please feel free to point out mistakes if you are British.] [warning: sexual references/acts, heavy use of profanity, underage drinking, drug usage, and all around illegal activities, basically not a book for anyone under 16] BONUS MATERIAL BOOK "YEAR SIX": http://www.wattpad.com/story/29166960-year-six-bring-it-bitch-bonus-material OFFICIAL SOUNDTRACK http://8tracks.com/blissonwattpad/bring-it-bitch-soundtrack None of these events actually took place (as far as I know) this work is purely fictional and I don't condone any of the acts committed in this book. I do not own any of the people used to portray characters. This work is entirely fictional. This story contains my own original ideas, please do not copy. Plagiarizers will be reported.

~ "mч grαndmσthєr tσld mє thαt σncє чσu fínd thє pєrsσn чσu αrє mєαnt tσ вє wíth чσu'll knσw ít, αnd thαt nσthíng cσuld kєєp чσu αwαч frσm thєm. wєll, í knєw ít whєn í fσund hím, σr rαthєr whєn hє fσund mє, thαt hє wαs αnd fσrєvєr wíll вє, thє hσldєr σf mч hєαrt." Louis Tomlinson, a member of the world famous boy-band One Direction, is devastated after his breakup with Eleanor Calder. In Alyssa Tanner's opinion Louis had always stood out from the other four boys. He was always the one she cared about just a little more than the others. Alyssa and her two best friends (Olivia Miller, and Ally Harris) get tickets to go to England and see One Direction in concert. The three friends meet the band, and because of some complications stay with them during March break. As the two continue to spend time together Alyssa continues to fall for him even though he is too broken to notice her. Can she fix the holder of her heart, or will she break trying?~