Ok I decided to make This out of boredom so why the stars not

Welcome to Steven Universe "Dare Me!" Dare Anyone in Steven Universe to do almost anything, And they'll do it! Or, ask them loads of personal, probing questions!

Greetings you meaningless clods. I'm growing Bord of waiting on my squad... and the entertainment is gone.... no one left to to do battle for my enjoyment. So I'm giving you a chance to do something worthwhile in your lives. I'm going to listen to each and every one of your questions and answer them to how I see fit.