another shipping fanfic hope yee enjoys

Fmlfmlfmlfml Okay. This is just a joke okay. Okay. Good. YoU understand. (WARNING: CONTAINS STUPIDNESS, SMUT, MISSPELLED WORDS, YOUTUBERS, WHISKS, MMM'S, THE WORD DADDY A FEW TIMES, ADELE LYRICS, THE LLAMA SONG, MCR LYRICS, TØP LYRICS, DONALD TRUMP, AND JOHN CENA. PLS TAKE CAUTION WHEN READING. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN CELLS THAT YOU LOSE. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.)

Everything was going great for singer Tyler Joseph, until unexpected love tumbled-or buzzed-into his life, and in the form of a handsome blue-eyed bee. His world collapses around him as his Beeterophobic best friend Josh Dun turns his back on him, and he is forced to chose between his beloved wife, or the bee that has stolen his heart. And what happens when a few other bands intervene? Are Tyler and Barry truly meant to be, or will their love wither like un-pollinated flower? (2018 update: I wrote this in 2015 forgive me I regret nothing)