"thanks for the dick-pic"

brendon urie just wants to get off, ryan ross just wants him to knock it off. or brendon sends ryan snaps in hope to get a few suggestive ones back.

High school is like a big game of would you rather, Brendon Urie has come to realize. It's one thing or the other and most of the time your options are so shitty you could rip your hair out. So when Brendon comes to terms with his inevitable popularity downfall, he and his best friend, Eden, come up with a plan to go out with a bang. MATURE FOR: LANGUAGE, SEXUAL CONTENT

Ryan is quite popular thanks to his line of sex toys, Cinnamon Tulips Inc. A lame, tacky name, sure, but it got him to where he wants to be. Living in the finest penthouse in New York City, his bank account practically overflowing and, the best part, an unlimited supply of sex with whoever he wants. At twenty three years old, he's living the dream life.

Brendon begins receiving mystery gifts on valentines day, 2005. As the months progress, the gifts become frequent and expected, and... Weirder. Really weird. And Brendon's just met a sweet boy at the salon he works at, and seems to be falling head-over-heels for him.

Ryan was a criminal, Brendon was his lawyer {ryden au, Ryan's POV}

Brendon and Ryan have been trying to conceal their relationship for years, but what would happen if the love triangle becomes a bit more complicated? Cover by: @mylifeasafangirl48 cause why not

Brendon was a boy in love. Ryan was the pitcher for the school baseball team. {Just a ryden baseball au I thought would be cute!} Brendon's POV

17 year old Ryan Ross was just a normal kid living in Las Vegas until he fell for his new best friend who also happened to be his bandmate. When their band, Panic! At The Disco, gains popularity will they continue to just be friends or will their relationship take off? |Completed 1/31/15| * Ships: Jyler , Ryden, Joncer. Trigger Warning at beginning of one chapter. Speaks of death and other somber topics in some chapters. No smut, mostly fluff*