She wasn't born cool for the summer, so they locked her up in the basement thinking she would rot there. How wrong they were when they found out that she lived a secret life down there... and what a life! Oh, I forgot to introduce her to you. Her name is Poot. INTRODUCTION VIDEO BY THE AUTHOR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtYdReP7xnU

Bob wasn't your average fat man, he had a bad condition that occurred in his butthole, or anus if you will. It has prevented Bob from living and fulfilling his dream of being a rice farmer in the deep forests of Narnia, with his bb, Niall Horan. Will Bob ever be fixed or will his butthole shrivel up and die?

A Paula deen frank Iero imagine with butter and bacon. Made for ask.fm . This was my first imagine ok lol. I'm on heavy pain meds so it's weird. Dedicated to twitter user @whoaitsnadine

My wildest fantasies involve Bob Duncan, Paula Deen, Fronkeh Lero, Pepe, and Shrek. Let's see how it all comes out. Lol cum out.

I got bored.. I swear im not high (this is so bad) #767 in humor